welcome to how-much-water, where I count how many times the word water appears in posts.
here's some tags i often use:
#water counting - any post that i counted
#too much water - any post that has the word water in it 7 or more times.
#looking at water - any post that has an image with water in it. note that images without water are not tagged.
#water requests - any post somebody asked me to count. feel free to request by sending an ask or simply @ ing this account on a post. note that I choose what I do and don't count, though!
(tags will be added/removed from this post as relevant.)
want to know a bit more about the admin? more below (warning: I ramble)
hi! I'm the person running this account. I don't tend to talk too much, which is why there isn't a special tag for when I do talk (as of posting. Maybe that'll change later.) I like water and fish but I don't actually know a ton about either, so if you do, you should tell me cool facts about it.
I can be kind of shy online but I love interacting with other people! Never be afraid to reach out :]
If you'll indulge my strange relationship with gender, I don't have a name. For both my name and my pronouns, please switch between ocean themed neopronounsโ Shore/tide/depthself, etc. Feel free to get creative about it, the only thing I'd be upset about is if you don't try!
All my posts are counted manually because I have autism about it. That said, I have an often very busy real life (college + work + more) that leads to sporadic hiatuses and missed or forgotten asks.
In addition to my real life and this blog, I like to write (and draw)! Mainly fanfiction and poetry. Which I acknowledge are like two entirely different things, but both of them are outlets for me in different ways. I also really like video games and anime, who am I kidding. I love to talk about my interests, but I'll mostly leave that for if I'm asked or it otherwise comes up lol.
thanks for reading <3 don't forget to take of yourself!
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youre allowed to be really obsessed with a mundane or inconsequential thing & people will love you for it btw. just look at the dandelion crayon girl i have not met a single hater of hers
youre allowed to be really obsessed with a mundane or inconsequential thing & people will love you for it btw. just look at the dandelion crayon girl i have not met a single hater of hers
so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold
so you know that cursed sword that slowly drives whoever wields it mad & causes mysterious illnesses? you guessed it: scabbard was absolutely loaded with black mold
one more thing. if a character ascends to godhood/divinity/some form of power that makes them practically omnipotent and no longer human. and they had a partner before that who didnโt rise with them. you are legally required to make that situation as terrifying as it would rightly be. itโs bad enough to get the attention of a god. it is ruinous to be loved by one. that is not the person you knew anymore. that is something that never has to let you leave, or have secrets, or disobey it. it will fix every problem you so much as glance at, and it will shower you in grace and gifts until you drown, and it will make you a holy artifact in its own story. you have to understand, it doesnโt remember how horrible death is, so it strikes you to cinders like a snide comment and brings you back with an apology it needs you to accept. that is how itโs going to love you forever, because it might not be inclined to let you die.
one more thing. if a character ascends to godhood/divinity/some form of power that makes them practically omnipotent and no longer human. and they had a partner before that who didnโt rise with them. you are legally required to make that situation as terrifying as it would rightly be. itโs bad enough to get the attention of a god. it is ruinous to be loved by one. that is not the person you knew anymore. that is something that never has to let you leave, or have secrets, or disobey it. it will fix every problem you so much as glance at, and it will shower you in grace and gifts until you drown, and it will make you a holy artifact in its own story. you have to understand, it doesnโt remember how horrible death is, so it strikes you to cinders like a snide comment and brings you back with an apology it needs you to accept. that is how itโs going to love you forever, because it might not be inclined to let you die.
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do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light
do you ever think about how if you dive into the ocean and go deeper and deeper you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light, and if you go up into the sky and go higher and higher you will pass through layers of darker and darker blue until everything is black and cold and the pressure will be so intense that it will kill you without protection but if you keep going you will find little glowing specks of light
crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.
crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.
i did see that the note situation got reversed (for now--I'm still side eyeing their wording) so your regularly posted water counting will return once I have time to update the queue lol
don't worry mutual with a zero-note post. I've added your post to my queue. so, in 6-8 business weeks, I'm going to be doing big numbers! such as, 1. while you will continue to have a 0 note post. Because this website is managed by idiots.
Hi, popping out of hiatus for a moment - This was much of the fun of running a somewhat "bigger" blog.
You could come across a smallish post while browsing a blog, think "acually, that's pretty fun", and bring it out to all those following me.
The other part was it felt like we were all in it together. Yeah it is fun getting notes, but they weren't just my notes, they were our notes.
Without specific amounts of notes attributed to each part of a reblog chain, it was like we were all equal contributors.
Also, the gimmick of this blog literally does not work if I don't have other reblogs to riff on. I don't want to be a clout stealing, annoying big blog taking stuff from others. I am here to pwith everyone else.
Gimmick blogs thrive on people and with the connection broken, it makes it less fun. From running my main tagline gimmick, to running something like my drawing event ominous signtober, this update makes it hard for me to give notes back where itโs due
(At least with my own blogs) like I already stated, Iโm just a stupid gimmick blog sharing out cool stuff. Donโt give me separate credit like that please. Give it to OP and let everyone enjoy.
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as a denizen of this busted ass website for half my life now i do know how staff works and iโm going to lay out what they think will happen as someone who has witnessed this exact thing play out
People get very mad for a few days and then roll over and accept the change to the enclosure. This is what they are betting on. They have had meetings about this.
Getting around it: set an alarm. Get mad not just now, but in a few days, a week, two weeks. They are expecting people to sigh and get over this very odd edit to the site in a few days. Keep flooding them for more than just tonight. Be mad for the week, for the month. Leave a message every day.
like . I cant even blame them for being like โweโll monitor for the weekโ. Remember when they changed the blue back in like 2015? This website acted like staff had gone into their house and shot their dog. Weโre here because weโre allergic to change and therefore itโs hard to parse if people hate the change because itโs bad or because we go into thermonuclear meltdown over what color blue the background of the website is. Just continue to bug them beyond today and beyond this week.
Another "for later" step I'd recommend is, once the changes are out in the mobile app (NOT YET), leave a one star review on the app store and mention why. If the rating goes down significantly, that provides quantitative evidence that people do not want this change and it's a bad idea.
as a denizen of this busted ass website for half my life now i do know how staff works and iโm going to lay out what they think will happen as someone who has witnessed this exact thing play out
People get very mad for a few days and then roll over and accept the change to the enclosure. This is what they are betting on. They have had meetings about this.
Getting around it: set an alarm. Get mad not just now, but in a few days, a week, two weeks. They are expecting people to sigh and get over this very odd edit to the site in a few days. Keep flooding them for more than just tonight. Be mad for the week, for the month. Leave a message every day.
this is what this post looks on desktop (where the change has gone into effect)
and this is what it looks like on the app where i've disabled updates
this is what it looks like after i added this rb to it
Also itโs really important to note that I can still edit and fuck around with this post and reblog it a thousand times even if op deletes the root or disables rbs. Itโll change nothing. They no longer have control over their post. Hate campaigns are about to get much much worse
my friend i think having a gimmick blog now is major jerk behaviour. they need to die until the update gets rolled back
it sucks but I agree ๐
Iโve paused my own queue for now and am gonna remain hopeful that we can all hate it enough to get them to reverse this. so donโt forget to complain!
Its so hard to take bunnies seriously when they're mad. Like okay, yes you're upset but you're also wiggling your nose and stomping your little foot. That's not threatening in the slightest.
Its so hard to take bunnies seriously when they're mad. Like okay, yes you're upset but you're also wiggling your nose and stomping your little foot. That's not threatening in the slightest.
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