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catchymemes

dailycatsblog

feluka

cats being capable of understanding accidents and even giving you a little head bonk to let you know you're still cool makes it infinitely funnier that they don't understand when you're trying to help them

cats when you step on their tail: i'll admit that was rather ouchie, but given the lifetime of goodwill and trust between us, one must conclude this booboo is but a fluke.

cats when you try to get their claws unstuck from the couch covering: this nefarious bitch has never had a single honorable intention in their dishonest and shameful life, this must be one of their sinister plots or perhaps even an attempt on my life,

lua201

"My dear~"

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motherfucker-somewhat-limited

when I choose the most popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: oh hell yeah I chose the correct response. I am going to get a good grade in tumblr poll, a thing that is normal to want and possible to achieve.

when I choose the least popular response in a subjective tumblr poll: I am a tastemaker. a trailblazer. avant-garde. the uncultured masses cannot fathom the secret depths of my genius.

pointnclick

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

wander-in-arda

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

pointnclick

well. that one’s on me

ruinedchildhood

catchymemes

seathiing

One of my co-workers has a standing desk that he uses sitting down. It looks like this

astronyu

tiktoks-for-dead-pope

orangei-sindy

seriousfic

Captain America movie where they give Steve the Super Soldier Serum and this happens to him.

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I hope to god that dawg explodes

herr-melin

meep.

sirartwork

reblog for noises

i-draws-dinosaurs

he really came out and just said “e”

oogaboogaspookyman

e

a-tian

i-still-am-distantstarlight

The Ides of March, coming soon to a coliseum near you. Knives not included.

mageless

🔪🔪🔪

Free knives!!! Take one on your way down the dash!

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thepaisleyelf

There’s a liquor store near my house that seems to be run exclusively by frat boys. They lovingly curate these bags, which I browsed today while “Oops I Did It Again” played through the store speakers. This is art to me, there is beauty everywhere for those with eyes to see it

koddlet

zinetober day 12....

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