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they should add green to the transgender pride flag to represent hustlers+money

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dogpuppy

contemptible-scoundrel

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kaylmao

work like a red onion

play like a white onion

fuck like a green onion

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dogpuppy

emeraldguardsman

HE JUST WANTED TO SELL CAR INSURANCE! WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

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z3bula

HE'S REACHING FOR HIS HONESTY AND KIND NATURE

wincingthenightaway

emeraldguardsman

actual coolest post ever btw

etiennelux

reading a negative review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

t-valentines

reading a positive review of something you love written by a person who very clearly didn’t understand it at all

jabberwockypie

Reading a negative review of something you hate by someone who very clearly didn't understand it at all and hates it for the wrong reasons

emeraldguardsman

All three of these are completely universal experiences

talontarget

jkr is literally posting upskirt photos to her social media. when will it finally get through to harry potter fans that their support makes her feel confident and correct enough to do things like this

dodykeahedron

If the holocaust denialism SOMEHOW wasn't enough for you to shut up about your favourite kids book as an adult; JK Rowling just committed a sex crime IRL against a transgender woman.

When do we start to care.

emeraldguardsman

If Rowling somehow doesn't rot behind bars for this her whole life long I'm somehow gonna find a way to lose more faith in the world than I already have.

loveridden1999

i miss my ex bestfriend & everyone else that i have ever loved but don't want any of them back either

loveridden1999

what the fuck man

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i love this game so much by the way

#tales of the abyss #tales of series #luke fon fabre #jade curtiss #tales of

junethused

why would gaster make us make noelle make kris do that

carpetcat2

stupid 12 am edits

emeraldguardsman

"Jarona! Jarona! JarooOOHHHH NO. NO NO NO THIS ISN'T GOOD"

justarandomart

Ah i see, in hindsight we really should have expected this

emeraldguardsman

I'm so glad the little chamber made of glass we heard about was Flowery's lil ol' protective casing or some shit and not a jar The joke is way too easy

haunted-xander

Mentors in Deltarune are either a dead old man or an anime twink trying to fuck your dad

Alternatively:

emeraldguardsman

I'm so sad that they probably won't ever interact I think it'd be hilarious

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