Because All the World is a Stage

do you ever think about how “competition leads to innovation” is a goddamn lie and how much more we could have accomplished by now if we approched science and technology and all such related fields with the goal of cooperation instead

do you ever think about how the first person to walk on the moon did so as an American and not as a human being

I hope you guys like…eventually live the life you want to live and I hope nothing haunts you for too long and I hope you’re all kind to yourselves

I’ll never get over how great this joke is.

“Pants were invented for men” not according to my ancestors.

Okay but like based on genital structure, it would actually make sense for mean to wear skirts and women pants, why are we even talking about logic

the scottish did it right

The Scottish did it to hide more knives

The Scottish did it right

He does not want to be left out of the fun

im not trying my hardest but im very tired which i think should be taken into consideration

I can hear my kid playing supermarket by herself and she’s telling all the customers that they are disgusting and they need to leave

And she's right

Okay but what company is that? We should support businesses doing good things