By th power vested in me, by an on-line ordaining, I now pronounce ye husban an wife. Ye may now kiss th Purple One. [Suppressed giggle.] What? Jus practicin.
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By th power vested in me, by an on-line ordaining, I now pronounce ye husban an wife. Ye may now kiss th Purple One. [Suppressed giggle.] What? Jus practicin.
Well done, Oni Press. Ye did good lads. Now, FUCK OFF!

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Grief for Nuzi week
NO! SHE WAS S'PPOSED TE BE TH BEST OF US, GODDAMMIT!
-Dr. Cyn
came home from camp and my dad did this with my plushies. he’s got his good parts
hehehe... shes sleeping with her railgun :333
That an impressive replica, luv. -Dr. Cyn
Gods I love getting to hug Uzi in some form, even if it's just as plushie for now
Uzi let me feel of'er face th firs day of me new life. Te touch ano'her drone fur th first time, an really feel them. It was like I was jus meetin er. Seeing her face and reading every expression. I had touched literally everything else in'er room at that point. The data was intoxicatin. I was given a plush Pikachu. Her mother was PISSED. It was a gift she scavenged herslf fur Uzi. I dinna know it was her favorite. It was yellow. I like yellow. -Dr. Cyn
I'm glad your first time properly meeting her went better for you then it did for me [CHUCKLE] when I first met her she tore my head off...
Yeah, that tracks. Fair nuff. Well, she, loaded me inte th new bod. It came affer a year of ups an downs, bits an bobs, heated banter/teasing and gettin te know each o'her emotionally, sharin th same bod. We ave much in common, we discovered.
I ave done experiments removin me own ead. It disconnects every sense other than sight, sound an Solver. Feels like death, but, still alive. Me fiance was none too pleased when she walked in an found me oldin me own bloody noggin. That's the last time I did so in our flat. Slept on th bloody couch tha night. [In the doghouse.] Bloody fair an just. -Dr. Cyn
Ah, well for me it was our first time speaking, it took a while for me to convince her that I wasn't AbsSol
When I had my head tore off then, I was pushed back into the void for a while
Oh. I am so sorry te hear that, me twyn. Truly. How did ye return? I have not been te th void in some time. I hope never te return, tho, I embrace the title of "Elder of The Void" because another Solver A.I. referred te me as such an it sounds cool. Better than jus bein a random infected drone. Who knows, it could be true. I can't explain how burnin me eart out an swollowin me bloody soul dinna kill me. -Dr. Cyn
It's been a while since I was there properly myself, but I mostly recall, it being black, painful and filled with the voice of a sadistic god, until Uzi defeated it that is, after that, the void became purple, not painful, and unfortunately I don't recall Uzi's voice replacing AbsSol
I only recall bits me'self. It is very unpleasant. NOT underserved, I will admit. But, I am promised faith will grant me a better ending when I am finally allowed te rest. Much work te be done, tho, in th mean time. [Busy beaver.]
Uzi is young, inexperienced. Full ah beans, that one is. Full of potential. It is in me role as Elder of The Void that I impart my knowledge of Solver an th sword te her.
Because I'll be TRULY damned if I lose again te a Yankee whelp wit a bloody pick axe and an iPod! [Ugh.] -Dr. Cyn
juvi i did for some friends :]c

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Gods I love getting to hug Uzi in some form, even if it's just as plushie for now
Uzi let me feel of'er face th firs day of me new life. Te touch ano'her drone fur th first time, an really feel them. It was like I was jus meetin er. Seeing her face and reading every expression. I had touched literally everything else in'er room at that point. The data was intoxicatin. I was given a plush Pikachu. Her mother was PISSED. It was a gift she scavenged herslf fur Uzi. I dinna know it was her favorite. It was yellow. I like yellow. -Dr. Cyn
I'm glad your first time properly meeting her went better for you then it did for me [CHUCKLE] when I first met her she tore my head off...
Yeah, that tracks. Fair nuff. Well, she, loaded me inte th new bod. It came affer a year of ups an downs, bits an bobs, heated banter/teasing and gettin te know each o'her emotionally, sharin th same bod. We ave much in common, we discovered.
I ave done experiments removin me own ead. It disconnects every sense other than sight, sound an Solver. Feels like death, but, still alive. Me fiance was none too pleased when she walked in an found me oldin me own bloody noggin. That's the last time I did so in our flat. Slept on th bloody couch tha night. [In the doghouse.] Bloody fair an just. -Dr. Cyn
Ah, well for me it was our first time speaking, it took a while for me to convince her that I wasn't AbsSol
When I had my head tore off then, I was pushed back into the void for a while
Oh. I am so sorry te hear that, me twyn. Truly. How did ye return? I have not been te th void in some time. I hope never te return, tho, I embrace the title of "Elder of The Void" because another Solver A.I. referred te me as such an it sounds cool. Better than jus bein a random infected drone. Who knows, it could be true. I can't explain how burnin me eart out an swollowin me bloody soul dinna kill me. -Dr. Cyn
What, did ye use yur gun as a bloody hammer, ye pillock? -Dr. Cyn
Gods I love getting to hug Uzi in some form, even if it's just as plushie for now
Uzi let me feel of'er face th firs day of me new life. Te touch ano'her drone fur th first time, an really feel them. It was like I was jus meetin er. Seeing her face and reading every expression. I had touched literally everything else in'er room at that point. The data was intoxicatin. I was given a plush Pikachu. Her mother was PISSED. It was a gift she scavenged herslf fur Uzi. I dinna know it was her favorite. It was yellow. I like yellow. -Dr. Cyn
I'm glad your first time properly meeting her went better for you then it did for me [CHUCKLE] when I first met her she tore my head off...
Yeah, that tracks. Fair nuff. Well, she, loaded me inte th new bod. It came affer a year of ups an downs, bits an bobs, heated banter/teasing and gettin te know each o'her emotionally, sharin th same bod. We ave much in common, we discovered.
I ave done experiments removin me own ead. It disconnects every sense other than sight, sound an Solver. Feels like death, but, still alive. Me fiance was none too pleased when she walked in an found me oldin me own bloody noggin. That's the last time I did so in our flat. Slept on th bloody couch tha night. [In the doghouse.] Bloody fair an just. -Dr. Cyn
I swear to god if one of my coworkers comes up and asks me a question one more time I’m genuinely going to eat them or something
no, I don’t know where the extra system boards are, fuck off
Jus bite off a finger, luv. Send em bloody blubberin me way. I'm totally browned off. [Sighs.] Idle Solver Drone digits are th Devil's playthings. [Giggles.]
-Dr. Cyn
Oh trust me.
I’m going to leave them with a lot worse than a missing finger… hehehehehehehe
>:3
also that is quite true… hell, I came up with the railgun design when I was more bored than a
fuck idk I’m too hungover to be saying things like that
Aye. I shouldn bloody encourage this, but, extensive reconstruction would be a boon te me evenin. Jus leave th heart an CPU in tact an I'll sort th rest.
Ye cleaned up affer me own messes, sure nuff, only fair I do so fur ye, now, innit? Jolly good. -Dr. Cyn
Gods I love getting to hug Uzi in some form, even if it's just as plushie for now
Uzi let me feel of'er face th firs day of me new life. Te touch ano'her drone fur th first time, an really feel them. It was like I was jus meetin er. Seeing her face and reading every expression. I had touched literally everything else in'er room at that point. The data was intoxicatin. I was given a plush Pikachu. Her mother was PISSED. It was a gift she scavenged herslf fur Uzi. I dinna know it was her favorite. It was yellow. I like yellow. -Dr. Cyn

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A Familiar Voice.
I was inspired by that panel from the comic. Sucks how bad the comic is, it has some good art here and there.
I am still bloody ere, goddammit!
Also, that comic is absolute BOLLOCKS! But, yur art is smashing, luv. Cheers! -Dr. Cyn
I swear to god if one of my coworkers comes up and asks me a question one more time I’m genuinely going to eat them or something
no, I don’t know where the extra system boards are, fuck off
Jus bite off a finger, luv. Send em bloody blubberin me way. I'm totally browned off. [Sighs.] Idle Solver Drone digits are th Devil's playthings. [Giggles.]
-Dr. Cyn
Dreadful little polycule.
INTRODUCING YOU THE INCARTATED ABSOLUTE SOLVER
Zorse, of course, of course. Is that SD-J behind ye?
-Dr. Cyn

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She's being so big and brave.
The long awaited sequel.
Quite th thinker, indeed. This is th kind of thin that makes me hopeful fur th future. Bless ye, noble hero. May God see ye thru in thy quest an bring thee a safe return home. An bless th brave wee one. -Dr. Cyn
secretary j... yeah... i know...
I hated bein CEO. [Boring and annoying.] I could not have cared less bout th day te day of JCJ. I only needed em te build an distribute me D.D.s. -Dr. Cyn
It’s actually a very fun and intricate process to manage the day to day of such a big company.
Jenn enjoys it. I left th humans in good ands. I find th medical field much more challengin an fullfillin.
Ye have no idea what it means te save a life or bring new life inte th world. That is th legacy I wan te leave behin, when I am finally permitted te rest. -Dr. Cyn