Hucklerobby AU, but they are divorced and not on good terms, and Robby might have forgotten to change one particular detail…
“Oh, you've got to be kidding me!” the older man exclaimed, as he removed his glasses from the bridge of his nose and pinched it between two fingers, wanting to be anywhere but there.
“It's a pleasure for me too, Michael. I was hoping not to see you until Friday when you were going to pick up Emma for the weekend, but apparently I'm an unlucky man.”
Dennis finished his speech with a dramatic shrug, still dressed in his scrubs, as he looked at his ex-husband lying in bed, his leg in a cast and his arm in a sling.
After the divorce (or as Trinity liked to call it, “the day Huckleberry pulled his head out of his ass”), a lot had changed: they'd split all their jointly purchased possessions, signed joint custody papers, torn up wedding photos, and cried in secret like kids.
Robby thought he'd completely eliminated Dennis from his life (except for Emma, of course), and yet he always had the feeling that he had forgotten something, and now he had finally discovered what it was:
He had forgotten to remove Dennis's number from his emergency contacts.
“Listen, you don't have to—”
“Try to imagine how happy I was when my boss ran to tell me my ex-husband was in the hospital after an accident on his damn motorcycle. Do you even know how fast I drove to get here at the Pitt? I think I got a few speeding tickets.” He sighed, running a hand through his hair.
“Were you worried about me?” he asked, his tone a mix of sarcasm and amusement.
“Gentlemen, I'm sorry to interrupt, but I think I should update you on Mr. Robinavitch's condition.”
Dana entered the room, her clipboard clutched tightly and a small smile on her lips.
Broken leg, dislocated shoulder, bruises on his face and palms.
“—and we're lucky you were wearing a helmet. Anyway, there's no way you're going home alone, so either you get a caregiver for a few weeks, or—” Dana lowered her glasses, looking at Dennis.
They both widened their eyes.
“Absolutely not!” Robby exclaimed, hissing and cursing when he moved his arm too much.
“Don't be such a baby, Robinavitch, it's up to you: a stranger in your house while you're incapable of peeing alone, or your ex-husband, who, I might add, is the only one who can stand you.”
She didn't wait for either of them to say anything, then left the room and gave them some privacy.
They looked at each other, unspoken words lingering in the small room before the silence was broken by Dennis's sigh.
"Don't think I'm happy about this, I'm only doing it because Emma will be happy to have her dad home for a while."
He took his phone from his pocket, calling his boss to let him know he wouldn't be able to return to work.
Robby threw his head back, gently bumping the headboard and biting his tongue to keep from swearing again.
It was going to be a very, very long cohabitation.