enough foucault, let's rave

(Most neurotic guy in the world voice) I like to chill and have fun

I'm entomologically evil. Im bad and I'ms bugs.

let the bodies hit the floor is such a scary song. usually bodies hitting the floor isn’t a good thing but this guy wants it to happen anyway.

and yet he insists there’s nothing wrong with him. haunting

Scooby-Doo is a dog who can talk, which is amazing, and he largely uses his powers of speech to communicate how scared he is of ghosts and monsters, and basically the only thing his owners do is drive him around the country putting him inside various haunted houses and such. I wish I could take Scooby-Doo aside, I want to say to him, these people are not your friends.

should I get a masters or jump into a river and swim away forever. vote now

just had a disconcerting thought

Even as a child I knew I wanted a cigarette

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

sometimes it feels like being nonbinary is about having to decide which way you'd prefer to be misgendered.

my mutual will post “i just blocked one of my mutuals” and i’ll be reading it on my own dash with my own eyes directly from their blog thinking “it was probably me………….😔”