who really knows

something either is or isnt happening to me

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey

ok. enough of all that. now lets go to bed everyone. follow me

Baseball has gotta be the funniest sport to make kids under 10 play. The rules and gameplay of baseball are so incompatible with small children not a single kid on that field knows what’s happening

If you’ve never watched a children’s T-Ball game It’s like if you showed some aliens ten minutes of baseball and then they tried to recreate it from that memory. They know they’re supposed to hit the ball and run but everything else is kind of a black box.

one of the silliest takes which i think still finds a lot of purchase in lefty spaces is that people often ignore politics because they're privileged and the issues don't affect them, unlike people from disadvantaged backgrounds who are deeply political as a means of survival. in the real world, though, you basically find the exact opposite, which is also way better at accounting for how the latter group continually gets screwed over

my hands hurt