The Musings of a Boy from Nowhere

I'm a hopeless romantic, which means all my brain cells are pastel pink and heart-shaped.

"can you explain this gap in your resume" Oh yeah sorry i got sent to the 1300s and i had to fight evil skeletons

just saw a birth announcement thing that was like "3 inches went in. 19 inches came out" and i am on the floor in tears i'm laughing so hard what is wrong with heterosexual people

“this accessory is not supported by your device” that’s charger you stupid bitch shes your girlfriend

The devil is a twink named luke

- graffiti in the stormtrooper bathrooms

Can love bloom on the battlefield?

do you think they retconned the slug into being gay cause we interprited him as homophobic, or was this always the plan and he was just judging the young queers like those two gays muppets

here pretty boy psssppsssps *shakes lego box* c’mere boy

It's dishonest work and it's a lot. And nobody needs to do it

throwing it back woeful style