o hai

I MOVED

Thus is your sign to become Catholic ☺

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god FUCKING damnit im such a hopeless romantic one day someones gonna say “i love you” and im just going to let out an agonized scream so horrible that they immediately change their mind

looks like someone's got a bee in their b-

If i was a sickly little peasant boy designated by the aristocracy to carry messages back and forth for pennies and you found me against our citys outer wall with a deep wound in my chest from a musket ball and a letter cluthed in my hand and i told you that my dying wish was to have someone read that letter to me so i would know i died for something important and you open it up and you find a single large illustrated diagram of an onion would you tell me what it was? What would you say?

this is the content I stick around for. you can't find shit like this on twitter.

this actress has always been amazing and gets zero shine

the way that i read “yeas” has forever been altered by the lesbian hotel transylvania/tangled crossover edit

AND YET A TRACE OF THE TRUE SELF EXISTS IN THE FALSE SELF

why are people so impressed with kangaroo pouches? oh wow, an animal has a built-in place to store things. you ever heard of a butthole