prodigal crone

rb and tag your favorite song that's not in english, japanese or korean

i saw this somewhere else but reply / tag what you did today so everyone can see that we all did something different today

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

coworker who has shot me with a water pistol twice today asked me “did you ever watch k-pop demon hunters,” i said “no,” he said, “do you watch Anything,” i looked up towards the ceiling briefly before looking back at him & saying, “no,” he said, “all i can picture, is you, in a corner of a room, staring at a wall,” i said, “yeah”

heyyy so i noticed the special secret sickness is starting to eat through you. what am i supposed to do

the illicit pleasure of scrolling past a “WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT THIS???” post…. i will continue not to talk about it 🫡🫡🫡

Ken was created from Barbie’s rib

i took a drug test and tested positive for hummus #fuck

dino saurs were not scary monsters they were mamas with eggs and when they drank water they were like fuckk yessss waterrrr

society collapsed the moment we let any single beverage cost more than $5

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg