be vigilant, i love you.

Everyone call ogre stupid and it TRUE! Ogre barely even LITERATE! Ogre finally caught up on Absolute Martian Manhunter, but ogre can only identify surface level themes like "All life is precious" and "Apathy is a poison", and can't comprehend deeper ideas like "American imperialism is a blight on humanity" that make Deniz Camp's comic a modernist classic! Ogre so dumb, it makes ogre sad! At this rate, ogre will never understand Assorted Crisis Events!

we need to invent a way to explain how deep running and pervasive and subliminal racism and antiblackness is without immediately sounding like an insane conspiracy theorist

female characters are always lighter than male characters. strong characters are almost always dark. aggressive characters are almost always dark. peaceful and intelligent characters are almost always light. even amongst darker characters the lightest one is usually either the leader or the girls. dark is evil and light is good.

if you try to explain this to a white person they look at you like youre insane

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in order for the fictive matt johnson to keep on his sisyphean journey of making art with his best friend the real life matt johnson also has to carry out holy grail quests to keep making art with his best friend. filmic matt johnson is blackmailing people and jumping off the cn tower meanwhile actual guy matt johnson is suffering through making critically acclaimed biopics and for your consideration events. matt johnson is successfully pushing the boulder up the hill in order to play a guy who will never succeed at pushing the boulder up the hill while acting like he's the one who has it worse here