hi!! Can you make one with the boy telling their daughters a bedtimestory.
Shu: *sigh* Goldilocks again… The girl goes into the bear’s cottage… Whatever… She eats their porridge and breaks their chairs… I don’t care if that’s the wrong order… She goes to take a nap and then wakes up to see the three bears crying because they can’t just make more porridge and buy some glue. She runs away. The end.
Reiji: How about the first chapter of Alice in Wonderland, hm? I’m sure you will like this one. Hm… Alright. Let’s turn the light off. There we go. All settled now, are we? Excellent. [Alice, her sister and the bank…] Hm? What’s that? You want me to do the voices? How silly. No, I cannot do that. No pouting, now.
Raito: It’s time for bed now, Ichigo-chan! Okay, all tucked in~? Good! What story should I tell you tonight? Hm… I know! How about Little Red Riding Hood? Yes? Since it’s late, I’m going to run through it, okay? So Little Red Riding Hood got the red hood from her mother. She made it for her. One day she was walking through the woods to go give her sick grandma some treats. A big scary wolf came out of the trees and- Ichigo-chan? Why are you crying? The wolf isn’t real and it can’t hurt you! Besides, in the end, Red Riding Hood and her grandma win against the wolf!
Kanato: Settle down! LAY DOWN! *sigh* Okay. Once upon a time there was a pretty princess, but she was locked in a tower. She didn’t like being in that tower because she didn’t do anything fun. Her mom was a cruel lady with magical powers who watched her of every second of every day. What? Sure; just like I do with you. *sigh* But one day, her mom’s magical powers stopped working and she was able to climb out of the tower without getting caught- Great. You’ve fallen asleep.
Ayato: Once upon a time there was an annoying little girl who wouldn’t go to bed and her father locked her in the basement as a punishment because she wouldn’t go to sleep. GOOD NIGHT!
Subaru: I’m not going to read you Rapunzel again. It’s too damn depressing. Hansel and Gretel, then. *sigh* Hansel and Gretel’s mother took them out into the forest because of a famine and she needed to get rid of some mouths to feed. All she gave them to eat was bread… WHAT THE HELL! THIS IS DEPRESSING, TOO!
Ruki: Snow White and the Seven Dwarves? Okay, then. Hm… Which chapter were we on? Right. Three. “But now the poor child was all alone in the great forest, and so terrified that she looked at all the leaves on the trees, and did not know what to do.” Hm? What’s that? No, no, she’s going to be just fine. Just listen, alright?
Kou: “One day, a mother duck felt her eggs begin to shake. One by one, the eggs cracked open. Eight yellow ducklings poked out their heads. “Peep, peep,” they said. “Quack, quack!” said Mother Duck. But one egg did not crack—one very big egg. Mother Duck sat on the big egg for a few more days. Finally, it cracked open. Out popped a big bird. “Oh!” said Mother Duck. “You do not look like my other ducklings, but I am your mother, and I love you.” The little yellow ducklings made fun of the new bird. “You do not look like us,” they said. “You are big and gray. You are an ugly duckling.” … … … HEY! That’s mean, isn’t it, Kitty? Don’t cry. Those ducklings are mean and stupid. Let me find Rapunzel.
Yuma: Jack and the Beanstalk again, huh? Whatever. Tch. Okay, here we go… Actually I’m bored reading this book. Can’t we read something else for a change? Great. I’m going to go find you Cinderella.
Azusa: Hm… Stuart Little… Oh… Oh…! Oh, no… This isn’t right… How does this happen…? How did- Ah… No…
