a few days ago i was exploring an abandoned mansion and i found an overgrown swimming pool with computers in it
Itâs their natural habitat, donât disturb them.
theyâre phishing
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a few days ago i was exploring an abandoned mansion and i found an overgrown swimming pool with computers in it
Itâs their natural habitat, donât disturb them.
theyâre phishing

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I FOUND IT GUYS I SPENT HALF AN HOUR LOOKING FOR THIS VIDEO AND ITS HERE
Always reblog peent.
*before clicking play*: IS THIS WHAT i THINK IT IS???
*clicks play*: IT ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
so hard to find these guys
Love how their method of locomotion on land is trundling while also oozing over the terrain
I love that I can say "watch out! They can sting you" about this thingy
Adorable, but if you encouter one in the wild, DO NOT TOUCH. The males are venomous!
media trope that makes me want to throw up and cry is when a character realises there's no way they're making it out of a situation in one piece. and in a single moment they accept it and turn to their distraught loved ones with The Smile. you know The Smile. sickening
Generational differences!

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I am whatever the opposite of a speed runner is. I am a game meanderer. I have to look at literally everything. I am overly cautious in every way. I forget to pause and wander away from the game. I take a minimum 7 hours to get through any given level. If you give me a timer I will cry.
a mage who fears her magic cannot master it.
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âI would write you into immortality. I would trap you in ink and wear the pages next to my skin until they fell apart. Kiss me until I know you. Kiss me until you know me, unmake me, and love me anyway.â
â Freya Marske, A Power Unbound
Protect me from what I want

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Forget about torturing your blorbos, putting them through the ringer. I'm putting my blorbo in perfectly ordinary, pleasant situations. Their tortured personality will cause them anguish anyway, making an absolutely mundane scene into the most dramatic, agony filled affair as though the world is ending and it's all their fault
everybody shut up and look heâs fucking vibing
So while I was getting my haircut, the lady asked me if I had other plans for the day and I said:
âIâm just going to pick up the boy from daycare and then itâs date night.â
And the lady says âOh! How old is he?â
âHeâs three.â
âMine too! Where are you registering him for kindergarten itâs such a hassle-â
And thatâs when I realized I said âboyâ and not âdogâ because I always think of Charlie as âgood boyâ but this slip up has lead to a miscommunication.
The lady is now 6 minutes into a clearly needed rant about how unnecessarily complex shopping for schools is, esp when you have a neurodivergent child, so I canât just tell her that Charlie is a dog because then sheâll feel awkward for unloading on me and she clearly has enough going on.
So the rest of the haircut became a game of âhow much can I say about Charlie without revealing that he is not a human child?â And the answer is âenough to cover a half hour hair appointment, quite possibly several hours worth if Iâm specific enoughâ
âis he very verbal?â
âIt really depends on who heâs with. Heâs very quiet at he but wonât shut up if heâs at the park or has a friend over.â
âwas it hard to potty-train him?â
âheâs adopted, but I was genuinely amazed at how good he already was with hygene and potty stuff.â
âmineâs just obsessed with paw patrol and Frozen, drives me crazy!â
âI imagine. Charlie is colorblind so heâs not as into tv, but he always wants a toy if I take him anywhere with them.â
âoh gosh the toys! And the kids are so rough on them!â
âyeah Charlie can destroy a stuffed animal in about 2 minutes, so I only buy him the really cheap ones.â
âDoes he throw tantrums when they break?â
âNot really. Itâs meditative, really, taking them apart. He has hysterics if the cat takes his toys though. Runs downstairs and cries at me until I retrieve it because heâs not tall enough to get it out of the cat tree.â
The Very Good Boy in question, Charleston Chew.
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canât focus on work. can only think of that one lesbian poem about chivalry
oh god. oh fuck
MICHĂLE MOUTON, 1985