I'm Elven Mother, or Elf Mum or SJ if you prefer.
I'm a 40+ year old bisexual writer from the UK who still mooches around Tumblr for fandom reasons.
While I do still write fanfiction I update very slowly as my job (which also involves writing) takes up most of my time. On here I mostly post about Star Wars, D&D, Fallout, Baldur's Gate 3, and various Pedro Pascal characters I have become unreasonably attached to.
Below is my masterpost of stuff I have posted here, as well as links to AO3 for whose who prefer.
Blank blogs and ones with no age in bio with be blocked. This is an adult blog and anyone under 18 will be blocked.
It should go without saying but *sigh*: I do not give permission for any of my works to be redistributed, plagiarised, posted anywhere elsewhere or fed into AI software (Chat bots etc). For translations or pod-fic please seek my permission first.
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Marcus Moreno / We Can Be Heroes
Context and Perspective - Marcus Moreno/F!Reader
The newest member of the Heroics has gone missing and as one of the better-known Villains on the scene, you are blamed. Then your sidekick goes missing. You must go after the Heroic’s leader to try to get them back and clear your name
Warnings: Swearing, mentions of injuries, mentions of blood
Context and Perspective Masterpost | Context and Perspective on AO3
Marcus Pike / The Mentalist
The Art of Crossed Wires - Marcus Pike/F!Reader
Your co-worker has been pranking you all day by jumping out at you to make you jump. At the end of your tether, you decide to take extreme action to make them stop. When someone surprises you later that day, you turn and slap them. Only it’s not your co-worker. It’s your boss, Special Agent Marcus Pike.
Warnings: Swearing, mild violence (a slap)
The Art of Crossed Wires Masterpost | The Art of Crossed Wires on AO3
Jack ‘Whiskey’ Daniels / Kingsman: The Golden Circle
Fragments Series - on going.
Part 1: Shattered - Agent Whiskey/F!Reader
Jack returns from a mission gone wrong and you discover that Statesman Distillery is really a front for something more
Warnings: Angst, Major character injury, Injury recovery, Hurt/Comfort
Shattered Masterpost | Shattered on AO3.
Din Djarin / The Mandalorian / Star Wars
De Tempore - Completed (Currently being reworked)
With few credits and even fewer options Mandalorian Hunter Din Djarin takes a job guarding a team of archaeologists. What should be a straight forward job takes a strange and dangerous twist when the team awake a powerful ancient force user. (Set between episodes 6 and 7 of season 1.)
Warnings: Canon-Typical Violence, Original Character(s), Episode typical events, AU: Canon Divergence, Links to SWTOR
De Tempore Masterpost | De Tempore on AO3.
Fascination - 555 words - Like any toddler, Grogu becomes fixated on something. In this case, his toes.
Warnings: None. This is just fluffy goodness. Fascination on AO3
Fixation - 459 words - Everything goes straight into Grogu's mouth.
Warnings: None. More fluffy toddler goodness. Fixation on AO3
Bath Time - 635 words - Grogu gets covered in chocolate and needs a bath.
Warnings: Tooth rotting fluff Bath Time on AO3
Francisco ‘Catfish’ Morales / Triple Frontier
The Beginning - Frankie ‘Catfish’ Morales/Benny Miller
Something has begun between Frankie and Benny.
Warnings: Blow jobs, Hand Jobs, Semi public sex, m/m
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Very stressed about my neighbour so I'll put a cut.
I ranted the other day about my neighbour but then deleted it. I put it down to him just being new and moving in, and all the crashing and banging was him moving furniture and whatnot.
I was wrong. That's just how he is. A noisy prick.
All hours of the day there is slamming doors, banging, thumping, and general disruptive noise. But I can just about cope with that. It's not a huge thing.
What is a huge thing is him aggressively shouting and screaming when high. I got to sleep at 4am on Monday morning because he had his mates round. I had them shouting outside my bedroom window, slamming doors, crashing around in his flat, the constant noise of NO balloons being filled, balloons being popped.
Finally at 3am I knocked on and asked them to be quiet. Within a few moments of him closing the door after apologising he'd forgotten all about speaking to me and carried on.
So I spent all day Monday having panic attacks and crying. I felt so overwhelmed and unsafe. Then come Monday night, it starts again. This time it was just him alone in his flat. But I could hear him screaming out the same phrase on repeat for ages and again NO balloons being filled.
But I have a plan which will hopefully keep me sane.
I'm going to keep a record of every incident and if it keeps happening I'll report him to the landlord and council. And if his mates come back and the noise gets that bad again, I'll call the police. (it was scary with how aggressive they were and them leaving the main door of the building wide open.)
I'm also going to look at moving because that might be the quicker solution to this issue.
So the situation with my neighbour is still ongoing.
It has now gotten to the point where every Monday night/early Tuesday morning I have to deal with him screaming and shouting while he's high.
The police don't want to know. There's not crime being commit so they've told me to speak to the council. The council are being helpful but they also they that the police should be involved.
My landlord told me initially he was going to get evicted but it turns out they are waiting for the council to rehome him. That's not an eviction.
In the meantime I having constant panic attacks and living in a constant state of fight or flight. Every single time he gets high I think "today might be the say he follows through on his threat and burns the house down."
I going take the cats and go to stay with my mum for a few days while I house hunt. I can't stay here. I can't keep doing this.
I am now at my mum's with the cats. My mum came to help on Tuesday morning and he was kicking off then. He's also stolen a ton of mail for the landlord (so probably some of mine too).
I went to view a flat close to my sister's on Monday and it was nice. So I've applied for that and just need to wait to see what happens there.
The cats are stressed after being bundled into their carriers and moved to a strange place. But it's not like they don't know my mum (they lived with here most of their lives) so I think they'll be fine.
Being out of there is such a relief that I'm tempted to stay at my mum's until I can find a new place. The main thing is me and cats are safe, and I'm not jumping at every noise wondering what fresh hell was about to happen.
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Very stressed about my neighbour so I'll put a cut.
I ranted the other day about my neighbour but then deleted it. I put it down to him just being new and moving in, and all the crashing and banging was him moving furniture and whatnot.
I was wrong. That's just how he is. A noisy prick.
All hours of the day there is slamming doors, banging, thumping, and general disruptive noise. But I can just about cope with that. It's not a huge thing.
What is a huge thing is him aggressively shouting and screaming when high. I got to sleep at 4am on Monday morning because he had his mates round. I had them shouting outside my bedroom window, slamming doors, crashing around in his flat, the constant noise of NO balloons being filled, balloons being popped.
Finally at 3am I knocked on and asked them to be quiet. Within a few moments of him closing the door after apologising he'd forgotten all about speaking to me and carried on.
So I spent all day Monday having panic attacks and crying. I felt so overwhelmed and unsafe. Then come Monday night, it starts again. This time it was just him alone in his flat. But I could hear him screaming out the same phrase on repeat for ages and again NO balloons being filled.
But I have a plan which will hopefully keep me sane.
I'm going to keep a record of every incident and if it keeps happening I'll report him to the landlord and council. And if his mates come back and the noise gets that bad again, I'll call the police. (it was scary with how aggressive they were and them leaving the main door of the building wide open.)
I'm also going to look at moving because that might be the quicker solution to this issue.
So the situation with my neighbour is still ongoing.
It has now gotten to the point where every Monday night/early Tuesday morning I have to deal with him screaming and shouting while he's high.
The police don't want to know. There's not crime being commit so they've told me to speak to the council. The council are being helpful but they also they that the police should be involved.
My landlord told me initially he was going to get evicted but it turns out they are waiting for the council to rehome him. That's not an eviction.
In the meantime I having constant panic attacks and living in a constant state of fight or flight. Every single time he gets high I think "today might be the say he follows through on his threat and burns the house down."
I going take the cats and go to stay with my mum for a few days while I house hunt. I can't stay here. I can't keep doing this.
it a different show.#but. if Cam and Val were just copies of Jack and Sam then everyone would hate it#it was different yes. but the team leadership changed so ofc there'd be differences. pretending nothing happened would have been an insult
Louder for the people in the back! (and I'm not saying this just as a Daniel/Vala shipper) but yes, they essentially hit the 'reset button' for s10 with RDA leaving and introducing a new baddie so it *does* makes sense to bring in a new leader and someone else to make it funky fresh. Plus it introduces new dynamics into the old ones so the established characters have to change and respond differently.
Right?
I never got why people were harping on Cam and Vala.
'he's trying to be funny like Jack but it falls flat.' No. Cam is funny, but in a different way than Jack with his 'happy campers' and 'in the MIDDLE of my BACKSWING?!'.
'Vala is just there for sex appeal' She's there looking good and having fun while doing it, yes, but she's also bringing a non-military/warrior solution to problems. And also bringing problems they'd never had had before.
Yes, Cam's funny is a whole body experience. It's the tone, the slight change of expression, the words that mean more than the basic definition.
He reminds me more of Sheppard, both new to the aliens and space travel. But they're like counterpoints? Cam takes it in stride on the go while John squints at an alien and focuses on the most normal part (its naked!?) because holy shit, an alien!
They both get whumped a lot but Cam gets up, dusts off and says, "Lets see you try that again, cos you won't. Momma did not raise a fool!" And then gets knocked down again anyway.
While John gets up because if he doesn't then someone else will be on the ground beside him (his worry, not actual truth) and he can't lose another teammate.
100%, Vala took me time to get used to, but I'd just watched Farscape so I needed time to shift mentality 😂
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(Yoinked this from LinkedIn, genuinely interested in seeing how responses align with demographics) (so far it’s those of us over 35 being indignant but I wanna see how those fully plays out) (it’s cultural and technological history/memory, bruh)
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