Awesomeness

the life of a texas housewife looks soooo fun is there a way i can do this without living in texas or marrying an evil man. or having children. i don't even want the affairs or anything i just want to like. "run errands" all day and sustain a minor drinking problem and have a lakehouse with AC. i don't think that's a huge ask

if you wiped every ICE agent off the face of the earth, a hundred million people would become safer overnight. if you wiped every furry off the face of the earth, the entire internet would collapse for good in a matter of hours. i know where my allegiances lie.

Missouri shares it's two major cities with neighboring states because Missouri loves company.

The fattest kitten at work hates humans SO MUCH. He doesn’t want to get picked up, he doesn’t want a cuddle. we’re all like, you should have thought about that before you decided to be the fattest little baby in existence. You think we’re not going to pick you up? You think we’re not going to kiss you? You’re so fat

do you have a picture of the little guy

38 pounds of murder in a 19 ounce body.

ROTI BUAYA MY BELOVED

after arouind 9pm all music sounds better and all fanfic reads better BUT all thoughts become 97% less reliable. trust me im science

i have been informed this is called being "tired." but i am rejecting this hypothesis due to i am science

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