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FAQ

dulect

Q: what the hell is wrong with you?

A: yeah

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endless-puppies

nutheadgee-deactivated20190314

THIS IS SO PURE. The baby is as big as their parent’s head. I’m sobbing

rashemibabe

Why babies always trying to eat somebody’s face 😂

astraldemise

god nerfed me by making me allergic to garlic and sunlight

valquita

so, a vampire?

astraldemise

i can confirm that i am not a vampire as i have blood

nisslaboratories

Is it your blood?

astraldemise

it is blood, yes

nisslaboratories

Is it blood that has always belonged to you, from the moment of your spawning?

astraldemise

it is blood, it is in my possession, therefore it is my blood

tahthetrickster

alexander

this is my fucking favorite vine and it took me so long to find it, very underappreciated

princessrhcenyra

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medievalthymes

a list of current immortals

florence welch: probably like 200 BCE celtic queen

keeanu reeves: 1500 renaissance hoe

jeff goldblum: late 1800′s i would guess

harry styles: fairly new immortal, 1970′s

lorde: 1920′s flapper era

hozier: man who even knows, rough estimate is like, 400 BCE

john mulaney: 1930′s/40′s, still bitter about the great depression probably and if he could put it in a bit with out being #exposed he would

paul rudd: newest to the immortal club, didn’t age past the 1990′s

gahdamnpunk

Her tuition so damn high she can wear whatever tf she wants

smallswingshoes

Spite goals

disasterbisexual-moved

LET YOUR ART BE UGLY!!! LET YOUR WRITING BE BAD!!! DANCE OFFBEAT!!! SING OFF KEY!!! LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO LET YOUR FEAR OF NOT BEING GOOD ENOUGH PREVENT YOU FROM LEARNING AND ENJOYING NEW THINGS!!!

eyyyiwantdeath

fatpikachupics

actually there is one more

hellsite-yano

This rhymes

goweninsane

Next time my teacher makes us read a poem this will be it

vladtheunfollower

bagh0st-deactivated20240223

Hes trying his best. I love him.

2spleenz

MILO YOURE A RACEHORSE

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mielparaoshun

aww-so-pretty

I love huskys for the next reasons

insomniac-arrest

there is only one universal feeling at 4am, and that feeling is ‘4am’

insomniac-arrest

there is no other word for the dead silence, empty streets, crunching numbness in your core, the feeling of tingling in every limb and peeling darkness outside

the ticking clock in your chest that informs you time is passing and yet not passing at all, the feeling of loss and nothingness and complete ownership- no one else owns this time, not school, not work, not God himself

that is 4am.

insomniac-arrest

this post has given me some of the most unnerving notes I’ve seen

oh, and also this one:

thecutestofthecute

addictedtothe-thrill

Flip your phone upside down

starwarsgraphictee

worth it

trestyoselfchris-deactivated201

I’m high rn and I just experienced pure joy

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dankmemeuniversity

mintykiwi

people who can’t read backwards i’m so sorry

hilarioushumorfromouterspace

zanmor

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