I'm working on it.

age aggressing to 65 so i can retire

OK

this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler

not really sure how to get her out though

for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i'm trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she's actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her

the crushing weight of one manageable task

woke up and turned over and there was a roach next to me.... wtf did we do last night....?

Ocd grindset

how about you look at Penny + her Xmas gifts Dec. 25, 1966 and maybe you’ll calm down