you have everything that you need

@glo0mydollx

who up suffering the slings and arrows of they outrageous fortune

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

okay, im "sorry" i tested my dual scythe combos/fever mode on your "smol bean" boyfriend

okay i ruined your life but did you not have fun? exactly relax

you don’t realize how important lunch is until you’re wandering around thinking about how unloveable and untalented and uniquely cursed you are and then it’s 4pm and you finally eat lunch and you go Oh. oh right.

lot of people commenting on this post like "who eats lunch at 4pm that's a terrible time to eat lunch" yes. that is the point. 4pm lunch is inadvisable. 4pm lunch is not the ideal. 4pm lunch makes the mind demons real.

a heatwave is a type of ancient curse

learning lessons from my agonies #myagonies

you've heard of good morning? now prepare for evil morning!!!!!!!! you have to wake up EARLY and get ready for WORK!!!!!!!! 🔥⛓️👹🪦⚔️🧨💥💣☠️🔪⚠️‼️🆘️☄️

Washing ashore must feel good as fuck

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

I'm pretty sure that's an owl actually