IT'S ABOUT WHERE YOU STRIKE.

dude op must have eaten some pancakes with syrup and fresh berries before posting this

*street shot of zohran mamdani clad in nasty lil suit and hard hat* five months ago i was elected mayor of new york city. in that time, we have managed to COMPLETELY defeat the Staten Island Minotaur at no additional cost to the new york taxpayer

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

it's meee I'm your guardian angel hiiiiii 😇 okay🙏 so. in about six months, you're gonna die of starvation. 🥺 and if I don't protect you, I will get: #fired! 🫢 and that is No Good 🙅‍♀️ hahaaa So. 🙏 I looked into causes of starvation, and it turns out: Your death is totally preventable! 😯 Uh oh! 😆 There's more than enough food to sustain you without interfering with anyone else's survival, but you're not allowed to have it! 🤨 Whaaat? 🤷‍♀️ Apparently, your death is premeditated by thousands of things called "shareholders." So. 🙏 I've been killing people,

the way kyle rayner is the child of an irish ira member and a mexican american cia defector AND he’s white lantern—THEE most powerful entity in the known universe—has the greatest positioning for a story about power, coercion, anti-imperialism, and universal solidarity ever

I'm starting to think that a lot of fantasy writers who are writing Heroes and Wars and Quests would be a lot happier writing the magic equivalent of a sports anime.

the engineers designing the tesla truck

the best fruits are hardest to open

this fucking bowling ball is gonna be delicious i know it

im actually crying alex ross is on one of his retweeting his own art sprees 😭 of Wonder Woman like I agree man where the fuck is she