sh*t

WAS I THE ONLY PERSON WAITING TO SEE HOW HE WAS GOING TO RIDE THE BACKS OF TWO PEOPLE AT THE SAME DAMN TIME ?!!

WTF IS THIS?!?!?! 

its style in it’s rawest and purest form my dude

“SWEETIE, DO YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED? YOU LOOK LIKE YOU NEED YOUR BELLY MOOSHED.”

That action is called “snurgling”. It helps stimulate milk production.

No it’s mooshed

Snurgling

M̶̢̛̠͉̠͍̰̤̲̥̝̣̈́̐̅̉̎̿̾͐̑̔̌̈́̓͛͊̚͠͠Ǫ̴̧̨̡͙͖̩̞̥̲̦̠̩̖̯͚̬̏̀͗̂̄̽̉̽͗̌̑͘͜͜͜Ơ̷͖͈͂̓͒͛͌̂̆̌̈́͆̀̆̇̋S̸͓͖̤̞̹͍̖̭͖͓̣͇̥̤̣̝̙̉͌̃̆̐͗̔͝Ḩ̵̨̢̢̡̢̱̱̳̟̣̠̟̝̭̭̼̼̟̩̐̓̏͐̀̏̑̑̇̒͘̕͝Ę̸̛̫̞̞̱̺͎͚̈́̓̽̐̀̍̿̄̚Ḑ̶̦̹̯͇̠̮̫͕͆͜ ̶̻͎̫̪͕͖͍͇̜̈̐

SNURGLING

The word “swims” is the same upside down

smiws??

upside down, not backwards. silly.

Ethan. If you turn a w upside down you get an m.

oh i see what you mean. You’re kind of visualizing it like a flip side of a coin or card, take the word “swims” and turn it upside down by actually turning it 180 degrees. 

THATS WHAT UPSIDE DOWN MEANS

bella do me a favor and literally write down the word on a piece of paper and turn it upside down

Ironically enough, your sad, angry smiley face will also read the same when turned upside down…

If you’ve ever been a customer fuck you

honestly, that’s fair

my favorite seal is that one that just goes “uuunhh. eggs” and makes fart sounds with his mouth

I am literally…losing my FUCKING mind at 7:25 AM

reblog if youd say yes

If they’re so wild how come I never see them at the club

Reblog if you, too, are not dead- only tired and ugly.

same

On a scale of cuddles to rough sex i need everything on the fucking scale.

well ok

didn’t work but glad i tried

me: [vibrating slightly because I had too much caffeine] everything in the world is my fault