I'm a total trash mammal

The last one

Also good on these people for taking the aggressively petty route instead of falsely registering their pets as service animals

I love how everyone intentionally interpreted this not as “your dog must be small” but “your dog must be in a bag”

She’s in a bag! Rules didn’t specify how…

I think I’m going to apply a bit more critical thinking when watching the news.

every anti-milk post on this website only fuels my milk-drinking ways and makes me stronger. im drinking milk right now

Holy shit that initially scared me and god I hate the fact that we are trained and exposed to so many horrific things that the first instinct is this cannot be good. Thank goodness for the fact that there is still hope and hope and outrage are two very powerful things

^^^

why have you analysed this

I don’t really remember the exact mindset I was in when I wrote this but it was probably something like “ohhhmmff english lamguage cool”

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

To be fair I also do this

Hey…

you summed up the struggle of all creators ever so nicely