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they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

ladies if you jsut felt your panties being blown off fear not its because i just put on a fitted sheet first try

I wish I was a stress cleaner. Never once has my response to stress been “time to employ some good habits”

hate coming to terms with things. i should be able to cast a fireball instead

I am at the stage of my life where I have no choice but to trust the process.

stray strapped

Computer. Iris by the goo goo dolls. Loud enough to kill.

is anyone else constantly afraid they’ll be “caught” doing stuff they’re obviously allowed or even supposed to do

uh oh 😖 I’m playing video games 😰 on my computer 🫢 that I own 😨 if anyone sees this I’m going to have to fake my own death

i love being both severely mentally unwell and hideously self aware it's like a free completely useless bonus feature that enhances the experience in all the worst and most mortifying ways possible

every waking moment of my life feels like watching one of those scenes in a show designed to provoke second hand embarassment in the viewer

ever since i was a little girl i knew i don't want to drive