being an adult is always like i have to go to the store i have to go to the store i have to go to the store

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

quitting my job to be a full time upstairs neighbor. bowling balls are in the mail as we speak

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to put no effort into my appearance

good morning to the beaten and the damned only

*guy who hasn't eaten lunch voice* been really into the idea of picking a direction and running as fast as I can in a straight line until I collapse and die

if you vote me for president i vow to make everything the ocean again. no more land only ocean. this will solve all of our problems and replace them with new, far more interesting problems

how good would it feel to freak out at work one time. all those bipolar baristas have probably felt catharsis that i can only dream of

i've had enough of being so brave about it i want to start screaming