but we got the numbers

you HAVE to LET the people already ON the elevator get off BEFORE you get on!!! WE ARE LIVING IN A SOCIETY

Not to sound too millennial but who the fuck would get off a plane to their dream job in Paris for Ross fucking Geller

of course i have a lot of pent-up rage you fool i’ve been the same height since i was 12

Dragon age is coming back so you know what that means. Logging into your dash each day and seeing callouts because someone sided with the magical wizard rumpus club over the warlock circlejerk in their playthrough. Getting messages calling you problematic for following someone who has mixed feelings about the gnome independence movement. Seeing paragraphs upon paragraphs about how slorpity porpity the esteemed magical elf was actually justified in signing the pixie exclusion act. Get ready.

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

doesnt matter who you are the one thing we can all agree on in life is that lara croft was a lesbian

demi devito

danny lovato

I LOVE LORD OF THE RINGS SO MUCH HOLS YFUCK!!!!!!!! SAM’S SPEECH!!!!!!!!!!! THE SMILE ON LEGOLAS’ FACE WHEN HE SAYS ‘HOW ABOUT SIDE BY SIDE WITH A FRIEND’! !!!!!!!!! THE WAY MINAS TIRITH LOOKED SHINING WHITE NEXT TO MORDOR’S SHADOW!!!!!!! FRODO’S UNBELIEVABLE BRAVERY!!!!! ! !!!!!! BILBO SAYING THAT HE THINKS HE’S QUITE READY FOR ANOTHER ADVENTURE !!!!!!!! ! ! ! ! !!!! ARAGORN TELLING THE HOBBITS THEY BOW FOR NO ONE AND GANDALF LIGHTING FIREWORKS HOL FUC K!!!!!! HOLY SHIT!!!! I LVOE LORD OF THE RINGS

#this is the first time for me where i can DEFINITELY identify my last 2 brain cells in a tumblr post (via legionofpotatoes)

this episode is a direct root cause of our generation’s severe and widespread mental illness