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your whole fandom will be nothing in a year :)
😂 Okay! Enjoy your soft epilogue while we're watching pirates kiss for the rest of October.
AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 1
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet (Our Flag Means Death) vs James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers (Marvel)
Blackbeard/Stede
Bucky/Steve
This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.
AO3 Top Relationships Bracket- Round 2 Side 1
Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede Bonnet (Our Flag Means Death) vs James "Bucky" Barnes/Steve Rogers (Marvel)
Blackbeard/Stede
Bucky/Steve
This poll is a celebration of fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.
I'm too old and tired to give the slightest fuck about tumblr shipping polls, but only one of these fandoms is filling the post tags with demands for people to kill themselves so do me a favour and vote for the pirates to ruin their day tomorrow.
I miss you, Kingsman friends! Hope you're having beautiful lives 💖
(Also please find me on twitter if you ever want to talk about pirates, diversity, reliably good storytelling, a lack of queerbait that this far into the 21st century shouldn't STILL be as surprising as it is, and Scotland's Ass: https://x.com/robertaseaport/)
Well, well, well. Look who's eating seaweed.
Me, if "eating seaweed" means "finally getting my shit together enough to watch OFMD and suddenly unable to think of anything else".
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RobertaSeaport on twitter
Hi! I had an enormous mental breakdown, didn't write a word for several years, watched OFMD, and now feel at least 30% restored which tbh given the way I was feeling before is truly a miracle.
Hopefully will be returning to Kingsman at some point because god do I love these guys 💖💖💖
But for now, pirate shit is happening @robertaseaport instead. Please say hi if you've succumbed too, I don't know anyone at this party yet!

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The King’s Man
HELLO FRIENDS. Rising from the dead here because I just saw The King's Man and I need to spaff some spoilery first impression reactions out somewhere other than twitter.
First text to a friend after was "Not as charming as Kingsman 1 but not as offensive as Kingsman 2" which is broadly true but maybe a bit unfairly flippant because actually there's a ton I really liked. (I should probably say though that I'm in my 25th year of being absolutely besotted with Ralph Fiennes so perhaps take all of my praise with a pinch of salt because I physically cannot be objective about him, especially when he's in his underwear and having sword fights.)
This is going to be a bit of a word vomity bullet pointy probably incoherent splat of babble, but I just wanna get this out so I can properly process everything:
HI TUMBLR
If anyone's moved on and is looking to sell this Harry dolly please let me know 💖 I've been trying to get one forever but an ebay sale mysteriously vanished in the post a while ago and various other deals kept falling through and I can't find it for sale anywhere that looks legit any more.
And some more ✨
I've been neglecting this thing and now I'm too lazy to catch up one post per project so here's a dump of some recent FOs 💖
I wanted to start my own tag game (just for fun) and was low-key inspired by @shadowsinger11 hehe
Create your very own here!!!
So I’m tagging you lot hehe!!
@teenagereadersciencenerd @kitkatd7 @lovesmesomehiddles @mojofun @patton-fielder @queenofchaos7 @dearspacepirates @shadowsinger11 @screaming123 @im-a-writer-right @emmaloo21 @pottahwriter @chaotic-fae-queen and anyone else, feel free <3
Thank you @angelinathebook 😊
Here I go:
It looks kinda pissed of, right? Haha
That’s how I’ll be dyeing my hair soon 😊
@dearspacepirates @queenofchaos7 @teenagereadersciencenerd @lovesmesomehiddles @chloe12373 and anyone who’d like to participate 😊
Thanks @mojofun!
@angelinathebook @tomhiddleston-is-mischief @i-really-should-change-my-url @myraiswack @weirdfangirl2416 @queenofchaos7
Tanks for the tag @lovesmesomehiddles 💓 I love doing these 😁😁
Tagging (and only if you want too😁💕): @supahumbreon @jemmalucia @lokijiro @omgrachwrites @t0tes-mal0tes @lovermrjokerr @green-valkyrie @hunterofartemisblog @ragnarachael
I was tagged by @myraiswack 💕
Tagging @nox-th-lk-sf @palletprincess @winteriron-is-coming @reyloarmy @lokijiro
@imlokigodofhorses @imnotrevealingmyname @nikkoliferous @kaleidescope-writes
PS: If I don’t tag any you, do it anyways, I keep forgetting to tag a lot of people here
Tagged by @hunterofartemisblog 😘❤
This looks about right!
Tagging @accio-boys @blue-honey-bee-from-france @frostedgiant @falling4uke @ashcrimson-is-writing @just-trying-to-survive-marvel @whathefuckrichard69 @allthecreativeonesaretaken
Feel free to make your own and reblog!!❤
;p
tagging people here (sorry if you’ve already done this)
@allthecreativeonesaretaken @imnotrevealingmyname @beanisintrovert @sami-222 @confetti-its-an-imagine-blog @sophiasrant
Thank you!!
Every three months I find this exact picrew thing and every time I design myself different I love it
Tagging @alexandriacarey @i-am-wierd-always @kayluhoh @catradora14 @fuckyeahgayprincesses @prisonerofbrightmoom
(You don’t have to do it I just wanna make sure you know I appreciate u!! But I’m bad at showing affection 😅)
Thanks for tagging me @sophiasrant
Tagging: @that-bi-bliophile @thedoctorandmissy @tolstoyevskywrites @gurliee @goswlpncmcrfobpjsthpltruaqhtma42 @that-dam-short-demigod @basileafpitch @littbirdsdonotexist
Thanks for the tag @i-am-wierd-always
Tagging : @halftype @sidtheblogger @weiclwy @legally-brunette @brenna-ivy @bookloving-lesbian @baileybrews @spikemuthian @sadbreadboi
Thank you for tagging me!
I still had this in one of my folders, so I didn’t feel the need to make a new one :P
Tagging @wingedyera, @uastis, @anonbea, @paxdracona
Thanks for the tag ♡♡
It me!
Tagging @randomactsofviolence, @brokendeathangel, @deepdarkwaters, @campaignofmadness, @solrosan, @zebraljb and whoever wants to!
Aw these are all beautiful 😍 This is as close as I could get it! Everyone consider yourself tagged, I haven't been on here in ages so no idea who's already seen it.

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so after a couple days of scrolling through old social registers from the 1910s and 1920s, i think i have finally amassed the ultimate list of utterly insane old money names. i am going to use every single one of these as an alias in one way or another, starting with marmaduke corbyn and miss elinor vandegrift
(973): He told me he was ‘pondering the natural wonder that is my ass'
(973): Like, dude. I’m already fucking you, you don’t need to wax poetic.
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This otter is another of my favourite things I've ever made 😍 His mouth is a tiny pocket pushed in so he can hold the fish.
Pattern here: https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/river-otter-3
I got a request to do some dinosaurs in pride flag colours, so here are the Birontosaurus and his bff the Transceratops. Need to check what yarn I've got stashed and do some more - pretty sure I've got the right colours for a Nonbinaranosaurus Rex. (Note: all lame pun suggestions gladly accepted because I'm out.)
Patterns here: https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/dinosaur-16 and here: https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/mini-triceratops-amigurumi
Kingsman people, I swear I'm going to stop spamming you with toy dinosaurs and get back on topic at some point, my brain is just an unholy mush of writer's block right now! DISLIKE.
This has helped before, so if you're interested - drop your drabble prompts in my ask here: https://deepdarkwaters.tumblr.com/ask (anon is on if you want something particularly spicy and embarrassing 😏)
Previous drabbles are all here: https://deepdarkwaters.tumblr.com/tagged/drabble

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This is possibly my favourite thing I've ever made 🦕💖 Triceratops was always my favourite dinosaur. The white is from Aldi and the colours are Hayfield Bonus, all dk acrylic. Not sure how much I used because it was all leftovers but way less than a ball of each. She turned out huge! I used a full 250g bag of stuffing plus a bit more, she's super chunky and beautiful and I love her with my entire heart.
The last picture shows the construction: you use the same basic pattern repeated a different number of times to make pentagons, hexagons, octagons, etc, then all the pieces get crocheted together in a specific way to build the 3D shape. On Ravelry here: https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/plod-the-african-flower-triceratops - it looks tricky but it's really not, the pattern is fantastic with photos for every step. Go!!!
This is the third lamb I've made from this pattern, it's so good 😍 https://www.ravelry.com/patterns/library/lamb-27 All Drops yarn: Alpaca Bouclé and Flora wool/alpaca held together for the fluff, face and feet are Flora and 4-ply Alpaca, and Brushed Alpaca Silk for the ears, and she's stuffed with the waste from wool carding machines so she smells like a real sheep! I've got that bouclé yarn in black/grey/brown too, so might have to make a whole girl gang in all the colours.