big uwu energy

whoa bro you’ve never been to a corn maze before? well you have to hold my hand the whole time bro it’s like a rule. really weird I know but like I think we should follow it bro

This really is what grocery shopping in college was like

sometimes i truly forget that everyone sees characters straight as default bc i saw a comment like “next thing you know they’ll make luke skywalker gay” and im just…….. he…. he is ?

I keep thinking about that text post that’s like “don’t worry Mr. Skywalker. I saw your Chanel boots”

Steve Harvey, walking forward: [audience cheering and clapping] YES!!! KILL!!!!!! [board changes, with a ding, to reveal the word “KILL”]

mug that kills you when you finish your coffee

You ever just like someone so much you wanna text them “hi do you like mini wheats ? Cause the maple flavour is really good” but you can’t text them that … you almost can’t text them at all

it is

Chucky heads created by Kevin Yagher for “Child’s Play” (1988) which show the progression as Chucky becomes more human.

jack nicholsonification

I think LGBT people need to be meaner again

This is the exact reason lgbt acceptance has been declining

The reason it's been "going down" is the resurgence of right wing ideology from the alt right not because some LGBT people don't tolerate the treatment we've been getting with a smile.

If you donated blood you probably erected another man’s penis.

Intricate rituals

“trans happiness is real”

Am I a boy? Am I a girl? It doesn’t matter. I’m going to burn your house down.