ellie

I just love it when things are earnest like everyone get more earnest now

epic rap battle of herstory

scarry spider (woman) versus yucky animal (

Yeah im thinking the nightmare has begun

ooh so you like my blog? name five of my fetishes

the grocery store should be open 24/7 but they should let the employees go home and just trust us

is it normal for my big sister to want my soul and keep it on a leash

yes

I have GOT to stop spending $30

Date idea: I lie face down on your bed and you pet my head for maybe 2 or 3 hours.

my me hurts

ouch ough ouch. #MyMe

i got that dog in me but it's poorly socialized and i don't take it on as many walks as i should

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that