CHOCOLATE

Let that man go

y’all remember being 15? That was fucked up

Naturally mummified remains were discovered along the arid Atacama desert coast in Chile, dating to around 7000 BC

Mf’s been sitting there for 9000 years? Unproductivity legend 🙌

vibin

they got tired of changing the faces on coins so much so they all just decided to have the same one with different hair

I’ve been sitting here for five minutes trying to think of a way to articulate what I’m feeling but I am too lost in the funky shark rhythm

Imagine being able to detach your titties before bed.. so you could actually sleep on your stomach. Lol

My dumb ass gon over sleep and forget my tiddies in the morning..

the internet is so cursed, when people look back on the history of covid-19 it's going to look so different from the history of the plague because we will have left a trace of quarantine playlists all featuring toxic by brittany spears

That is why Toxic becomes an ancient earth ballad.

I can’t believe Doctor Who predicted this in 2005.