Strange Constellation

to me zaeth is the character that zac has always been meant to play. he’s getting his life together but he’s still stupid as hell. he’s an asshole but it’s mostly for the bit. he’s stuck in the 80s. he doesn’t care at all but actually he cares so deeply. because if there’s one thing a zac oyama character is going to do, it’s love their friends so deeply and profoundly whether or not they’re willing to admit it.

also I don't think parents "these days" are uniquely terrible, I just think neglect is showing up in new ways as technology progresses. today's ipad kid would've been wandering around in a ditch alone all day and night before. parents not wanting to have to deal with children is not a new phenomenon.

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

the reason that wounds that break the skin hurt is because its always supposed to be dark inside your body and when your blood sees sunlight for the first time it gets scared. and that causes the pain. or maybe it doesnt

Forever defending Michael Wheeler against the "Mike is a bad partner" allegations. Mike would be a good partner... to someone he doesn't feel obligated to be in a relationship with.