John Murphy Trash

i would genuinely die for wells jaha, i’m so mad the writers didn’t care about his potential

tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane

can't believe we've all been here since we were 14 and now we're all 20000 years old

There is absolutely nothing heterosexual about being a Richard Harmon fan and I don't feel the need to elaborate on that.

I bring a real 'actually people who are pregnant do deserve some special consideration because they are effectively at least temporarily disabled if not permanently after some complications' vibe to the party that a lot of people don't seem to like

Bruce telling Jason to stop treating it like a game, and then saying that he can't kill joker, because then joker would win is peak parent behaviour

"can you be a fan of a video game you havent played" discourse is stupid, because plenty of people who played the game have some of the dumbest fucking takes ive ever seen

The older i get the more i understand why some people become obsessed with privacy, not because they’re hiding something, but because being constantly perceived starts to feel spiritually exhausting.

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

everyone in this specific show that i like is gay.no i wont elaborate.