A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)Biggest cuddler, he's cuddling up to you, laying his head on your chest or vice versa. Bonus points if you play with his hair.
B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) He says he's not particular, but you'll catch him checking out your ass on more than one occasion. On himself he doesn't really care.
C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) On your back or tummy, he can't help it he just likes to paint you with it. Plus have you seen the price of condoms, surely the pull out and pray method is good enough. (It's not don't do that wtf)
D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) He wants you to make him submissive, he doesn't want to sound "weak" by admitting it but he'd love it if you just straight up dominated him.
E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) Average experience, he's had a few encounters, nothing crazy, a couple relationship encounters and that's it.
F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) Missionary, he wants to see your face, have you wrap your legs around him. Although he's not opposed to switching it up.
G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) He might crack a joke here or there, but he's not overly goofy, he tries to keep things more on the romantic side.
H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) Trimmed just enough to keep things under control.
I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) He'll actually chill on his sardonic personality to give you a good time, he does care about you after all and even you need a break from Lars being Lars.
J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) He does like anyone, but he'd rather save everything for you if he can help it. He'd rather the post nut clarity be with you by his side instead of wishing that he'd waited for you.
K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) Rimming, anal, cum play, pegging.
L = Location (favorite places to do the do) He's pretty standard, bedroom, shower is nice too. But if you want to get a little more risky, he's open.
M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) Start teasing him, start being suggestive, lingering touches, things along that line.
N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) Anything unsanitary or dangerous, knife play, gun play.
O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) He will eat, but he's whimpering at head, putty in your hands.
P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) He's on the slower side, slow and deep, he wants you to feel every inch.
Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) He doesn't mind it on the rare occasion but he likes to romance you. (But if you wanted to go behind a tree...he's not opposed)
R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) Some risks, within reason. You have to really run in by him first, surprises in the middle of sex aren't his thing.
S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) Two rounds, he can last decently long.
T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) Bought a strap on, but he got a little embarrassed by it so it's hidden under his bed. But if you happen to find it, you for sure can use it on him.
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) Not a big tease, unless he's feeling particularly like an asshole just to mess with you. Especially if you'd been complaining out his sly remarks.
V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.) Lots of whimpering, lots of gasping, some groans, he's making all kinds of noise.
W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) You suggested camping with him on the trip all little further away to have a little alone time and he immediately shot it down. He's not doing that in the nasty ass woods.
X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) 6 inches, two big veins.
Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) Medium, he's not ready to pounce on you at all hours, he needs to be turned on first.
Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) He'll stay up for a little bit, just thinking everything over before falling asleep.
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