anyone interested in the world’s largest actively documented polar bear

Adam always wants to do some rlly freaky thing and then the whole time yall are doing it he’s going ohhhhh my god oh my god wtf oh my godddd like he can’t believe he’s doing it & his face is always bright red like bro that’s YOU that’s all you you literally came up with it it was YOUR idea. stand on it!!

like it’s his idea every time yall do something wild but his attitude makes you feel like you’re corrupting your innocent virgin boyfriend when he’s literally the hormone monster he just gets away with it cuz he has those giant puppy dog eyes

do u swear 🫩🫩 do u literally swear………

Jennifer Check would tell you it’s too embarrassing for her to be friends with a virgin and then fuck you herself

clark kent massages your calves and feet while you both talk about the day you had. he also kisses your toes.

*pervert voice* okay so im the princess and youre the knight sworn to protect me