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ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

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How is she doing this

“but if i communicate it perfectly then they will understand me” WRONG 10,000 years of suffering

living under a rock is so fun i love watching a movie that’s been famous for decades and being like wow this is so good.. did you guys know about this

tumblr users love reading. you literally stopped for this post just because it has words in it

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I will never get over how much Derry Girls managed to give in so few episodes. 3 seasons of 6 22-minute episodes each. and one 45-minute episode after it all to provide closure. but the characters are so complex, and the setting is so rich, and the show is hilarious, yet it gets you crying at just the right times. that show does so much in so little time and while part of me wants more seasons, I am also in awe of how well they delivered and how perfect they made the few episodes they had.

tired of cannibalism as a metaphor for love or sex. can we get into cannibalism as a metaphor for colonization.

loveeee characters who think they're likable but not lovable. characters who know they have surface-level admirable or alluring traits and so make sure to highlight those traits so that nobody looks closer to see what's underneath. characters who know they're hot or clever or cool and use that as a suit of armor so that no one ever gets close to them, because when they strip bare and show their vulnerability they're not any of those things, which means they have nothing left to make up for who they inherently are

wei wuxian is such a lesson in contradiction like he's so nice he's a jerk he's so smart he's very naive he's friends with everyone nobody likes him he's the best cultivator alive he can't use a sword he's a whore he's a virgin he's lazy he'll work for days without sleep he's so calm under pressure his temper is atrocious his ego is massive he has no self worth he's dead he's alive he's a saint he's a monster he's a victim he's a villain he's a great teacher he's a terrible student he's a charmer he's so so annoying he saves everyone's asses he's the reason they're in this mess he's a brother but not really he's a son but not really he's a father but not really he's a sect leader with no sect he's so selfish he puts everyone before himself he made so many choices there was nothing else he could have done like no wonder it's so difficult for people to understand him he's literally everything