Hey there, call me Eli! I’m everyone’s favorite local clown.
Outsiders Sideblog: @stay-gold-bitch
Classic Rock Sideblog: @kisstytea
ABOUT ME: Eli •Pronouns: Idgaf but She/They/He if you want specifics •Languages: English 🏴 Norwegian (kind of) 🇳🇴
I really enjoy Hetalia, so most of my posts on this blog are about that. Sometimes I’ll write fanfiction/headcanons and if you have any requests please send them in!
Oh and classic rock. I got into KISS at seven years old when I watched the scooby doo movie they did with the band, I’ve been sinfully in love with Paul Stanley ever since. Queen and Mötley Crüe are other favorites of mine.
However, I do have a few rules! (which will be updated often)
•Please do not say anything that could offend someone else. This means anything Misogynistic, Homophobic, Sanist, Ableist, etc. So if you don’t have something nice to say, please don’t say it at all! •I will NOT write/post that involves Incest, Pedophilia or anything along that line, that is disgusting and inhumane. •Unless you’re a trusted mutual, don’t DM me, unless it is involved with requests and/or q&a. To request, please type it in the Ask Me Anything section of my page! •If it makes me uncomfortable, it will not be posting or writing it, simple as that •Do not ask me anything creepy •Don’t comment anything gross please!!!! •Also don’t try to flirt with me unless it’s a joke, because I’m not really open to online relationships and I’ve had issues in the past with weirdos flirt with me (in person and online) •Racism is for losers, don’t be racist here •My grandmother died of suicide and I’ve suffered with depression since I was very young, so I don’t want ANY sort of suicide joke to be anywhere near my blog. If you need help with your mental health please contact your national/local line. •Adding to the previous statement, I may sometimes give updates on my own mental health progress, if you don’t like that and want me to stick to this blog’s “usual content” , then you can leave. This is my blog, not yours •I do in fact self ship and ship other people I know with characters, I can see why you’d not like that and I completely understand but don’t attack the people I’ve mentioned or myself about it. •If I don’t write your request, I’m not ignoring you, I probably just don’t know how to start writing it, and that’s okay.
•Sometimes I just don’t feel like writing •Hetalia is pretty offensive to some people, and if you don’t like it I completely understand. But just because you don’t like something is no reason to slander someone else. If you have a problem with the series or even me for whatever reason, just block and move on. •Please don’t make fun of my physical appearance, I’m really little and I’m super insecure about it. •If you don’t like any of the things I’m interested in then just please stay away from my blog and don’t slander me. I know Motley Crue has done horrible and disgusting things in the past but I still really love their music. So if that pushes your buttons then don’t blow your top off at me for it.
DO NOT REPOST ANY OF MY ORIGINAL FICS WITHOUT MY PERMISSION
Personal tags
Important: #Eli deems important Suggestive/NSFW(unlikely):#Uhellig 😳
Agnes (Aunt’s dog): #hundred pound rat
Queue: Quesoint😩
Original posts: Eli’s many thoughts
I do have trouble tagging posts sometimes tho (oops)
ALSO DNI LIST: Pedophiles (MAPS), Zoophiles, Necrophiles, R@pesexuals, Dreamsexuals, P0rn Blogs, Anti-Mogai/Anti-Xenogenders, Anti-Abortionists, Homophobes, Transphobes, Proshippers, Incest supporters, Anti-Semetics, Nazis, Holocaust Deniers, TERFS, sexists, mysoginists, racists, terrorists, toxic stans (of any fandom), ableists, Ben Shapiro supporters, if you think Elon Musk is an okay person, list may be updated
That’s basically it, thanks for checking out my blog!
Thanks!!
