bourgeois degenerate

Take me back,

oh drunken gods of slaughter

you know I’ve always been your

genre fiction is fascist. the only ideologically pure fiction is slice-of-life with no plot.

any book with more than one sex scene is erotica

romance novels encourage women to have unrealistic fantasies, like “having enjoyable sex” and “being apologized to”

describing a female character’s body for any reason, even during a sex scene where her love interest’s body is described too, means you’re a gross male writer who doesn’t understand women

if a romantic relationship between two fictional characters is anything less than wholesome and drama-free without it being explicitly condemned every chapter, the writer thinks it’s a perfect romance everyone should aspire to and is thus encouraging abusing relationships

If a female character is under 5'4", she’s child-coded, and therefore your work is potentially child porn even if she’s not shown in sexual situations

The death of any character who is queer falls under “kill your gays” and is not allowed. (Actual example– “they should have changed the ending to Bohemian Rhapsody.”)

The death of any character who is a woman is “fridging”

The death of any character who is another minority is “the expendable brown person”

Any close relationship between two people of the same gender is “queerbaiting” (also includes “not referring to two explicitly agender beings in a queer-platonic relationship as men that fuck”)

“This story takes place in the future, therefore the characters in it would CURRENTLY be underage, so writing them having sex is paedophilia.”

“The author of Naruto was sexualising him by ageing his character up to have a son, ie the literal passage of time is now problematic.”

You should stay, see what you’re paying for. It’d be good for these guys to see someone like them who made a second life.

I miss Tomione

…it’s alright, I’ll live with the shame 💀