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You, an intellectual: 9+7=16
Me, with ADHD: if you take 1 from 9 and give it to 7 thats 8+8 and 8x2 is 16
Someone, usually a Teacher: NOT LIKE THAT YOU HEATHEN
This is literally how I would have done it
9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16
VALID
Okay, as a teacher, this is what most of us LIKE to see. We wants kids to think about numbers and their relationships. Itâs not until kids get older that teachers start to get crazy and make yâall do it one way or no way.
shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their âbest friendsâ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends
My class pretended to play dead.
Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.
these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class
I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER
âStop being dead right nowâ
Thatâs the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway
Every time I see that glee face he gets its like âfine I guess Iâll reblogâ
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One day, youâre walking along when you fall into a hole. You realize in horror that this is the Writing Prompts database. To escape, you have to live through every single prompt on this page.
this aint a prompt its a full-fledged horror story
Iâd rather die tbh
Good news for you amigo youâll die many times before you live out every prompt
I feel like this could be fun tho
Oh boy, you are in for a wild ride if we include all the submissions that are still in my inbox. Want to have sex with The Doctor in a room full of talking bananas that are trying to lunge at your ass?
Ok normally i like the prompts on this page but what the fuck is this
I have been protecting you amigos since the beginning of this blog
Do you have any idea whatâs it like for me? I seriously fear my inbox
IT SPEAKS
I DO
i was looking everywhere in the car for my vape because i lost it and I found these instead
Iâm astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.
this is the meanest thing anyoneâs ever said to me in my entire life but I canât even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame
the floor of mt dew and gatorade brings out a whole ânother level, we just know this dudes mother fucking life story.
You know what the Green Heron is basically the best heron because it is like 90% neck so when it is all folded down it looks like a giant head with wings and legs
but then suddenly ZOOP
fucking green herrons
What the fuck
In case you need proof that animals can lie.
Seriously though
Elfybacon is my new favorite person.
ya so Iâm going back through my favorites and look what I found.
AM I STILL YOUR FAVORITE? I NEED TO KNOW XD
JESUS i was looking through my activity and was like âYO I RECOGNIZE THAT URLâ
ITS BEEN SO LONG HEY HI HOW YOU DOING?
Ha! Iâm doing great đđ

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When someone says these days sexism and misogyny donât exist anymore show them this.
Red delicious apples being named âdeliciousâ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.
Omg I hit the reblog button so fast
i feel this on a spiritual level.
They were, at one time, delicious, but some fuck-up, letâs call him George, came along.
George decided the red delicious apples werenât âredâ enough, so he started to breed them so they became more red; however, as he did that, the delicious flavor was also bred out, but everyone thought they were better because they had a more consistent color.
They used to be delicious but not red, and now they are red but not delicious.
đ€đ€ I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything
Why is my name always used for bad shit :(
But seriously, just eat Red Gala apples
or Pink Ladies
Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.
Fuck that Granny Smiths are where itâs at.
Granny Smiths are a crock of shit
YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE
fuji apples tho
Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else. I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)
PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS
You havenât had apples till youâve had ambrosia apples
All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh arenât as good a substitute.
BRAEBURN OR NOTHING
Royal Gala or go home
HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY
One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried
like excuse me but fuji???? is the best???????? you all can go dunk your heads
all of your are heathens and me and my gala apples are coming for you
Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I donât care, just end this bullshit idea that itâs better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.
there are guys in my dorm who decided to play cards in the elevator
see what intrigues me about college isnât the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this
Okay, everybody, I have a story about random shit in college. When I was in college, there was a particular class I took where, no matter what time you walked into class, if you made it into the room before the professor, you wouldnât be counted late. I mean, thatâs a pretty cool policy, given how some professors are really obnoxious about attendance.Â
Well, one time, a fellow student of mine was running late to class. As she reached the edge of the building, she saw her professor making it to the front steps (super long rectangular building here). He looks up from walking and he sees her. He then points to his watch, gives her a well-meaning âLook whoâs lateâ face, and walks on inside.
What he didnât know, though, was that this particular student was like freakishly good at bouldering and related climbing skills, so she was just like âFuck itâ and SCALED THE BUILDING!
She tapped on the window of the 4th floor classroom (the floors had like 20ft ceilings, so, she was quite a ways up there), nearly making one student piss himself. They opened the window, she rolled through, onto the floor, and slid into her seat about five seconds before the professor opened the door to the classroom.Â
He did a double take, started to say âHow the hell dââ when a security guard ran in, red-faced and panting, pointed at her and bellowed âSTOP DOING THAT!â
omfg the amount of fucks college kids donât give astounds me
IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTS
I LOVE THE IMPLICATION THAT THIS STUDENT HAS A REPUTATION FOR SCALING THE BUILDINGS

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Sally Hawkins and Octavia Spencer took home matching lamps from the set of The Shape of Water
The one scene where sheâs telling me why she has to free this creature, we rehearsed it forever. We rehearsed it day and night, day and night, because she wanted to practice sign, and I wanted to understand what she was saying so I didnât get ahead of her or behind her. And when we shot it, it was nothing like we rehearsed, which is the best thing. She actually hit me, which we had never done, and it happened because I said [to myself], âIâm gonna look at my watch halfway through this,â and so I looked at my watch and sheâwham! hit meâand I said, âYou hit me!â You know, but thatâs the take he [Guillermo] used. - Richard Jenkins