The Adventures of Bagún

This is literally how I would have done it

9 is a hungry bitch and takes one from 7, making it 10+6=16

VALID

Okay, as a teacher, this is what most of us LIKE to see. We wants kids to think about numbers and their relationships. It’s not until kids get older that teachers start to get crazy and make y’all do it one way or no way.

shoutout to everyone who doesnt actually have a solid Best Friend bc their best friends have better best friends or bc they dont bond enough with people to have best friends or bc their ‘best friends’ constantly come and go and it just kinda leaves em feeling vaguely isolated even though they might have plenty of regular friends

Just as the Mayans predicted, the apocalypse came with the signal of a cough.

these middle schoolers read better than my high school honors english class

I REALLY HAVE TO REBLOG THIS IM SORRY THE FUCKING TEACHER

“Stop being dead right now”

That’s the reaction of an adult who delights in what you just did, but is in the position of Enforcing The Rules, so they have to tell you to stop anyway

Every time I see that glee face he gets its like “fine I guess I’ll reblog”

One day, you’re walking along when you fall into a hole. You realize in horror that this is the Writing Prompts database. To escape, you have to live through every single prompt on this page.

this aint a prompt its a full-fledged horror story

I’d rather die tbh

Good news for you amigo you’ll die many times before you live out every prompt

I feel like this could be fun tho

Oh boy, you are in for a wild ride if we include all the submissions that are still in my inbox. Want to have sex with The Doctor in a room full of talking bananas that are trying to lunge at your ass?

Ok normally i like the prompts on this page but what the fuck is this

I have been protecting you amigos since the beginning of this blog

Do you have any idea what’s it like for me? I seriously fear my inbox

IT SPEAKS

I DO

I’m astounded at the level of personality that can be predicted from the word vape and these glasses.

this is the meanest thing anyone’s ever said to me in my entire life but I can’t even argue with this. what could I possibly say to defend myself in this instance. this was a one hit KO. this was a murder. this was a fucking slaughter and I have only myself to blame

the floor of mt dew and gatorade brings out a whole ‘nother level, we just know this dudes mother fucking life story.

What the fuck

In case you need proof that animals can lie.

Ha! I’m doing great 😂😁

Red delicious apples being named ‘delicious’ is one of the biggest deceptions of the human race.

Omg I hit the reblog button so fast

i feel this on a spiritual level.

🤔🤔 I had a feeling they used to taste a lot better than they do now. Stupid humans screwing with everything

or Pink Ladies

Ew. Eat honeycrisps. Love yourselves.

Fuck that Granny Smiths are where it’s at.

Granny Smiths are a crock of shit

YOU COME IN TO MY HOUSE AND YOU INSULT PIEMAKING APPLES. WITHOUT GRANNY SMITH YOU WOULD HAVE NOTHING HOW DARE

fuji apples tho

Granny Smiths are good for pies and nothing else. I like the classic macintosh to eat, but if I can get winecrisp I am golden (delicious)

PINK LADY OWNS MY ASS

You haven’t had apples till you’ve had ambrosia apples

All of y'all can eat my ass. Granny Smiths are the best and have the perfect amount of tang. Macintosh aren’t as good a substitute.

BRAEBURN OR NOTHING

Royal Gala or go home

HONESTLY IF YOURE HATIN ON GRANNY SMITHS YOU CAN UNFOLLOW ME RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY

One time I ate a Pink Lady at peak apple season and I almost cried

like excuse me but fuji???? is the best???????? you all can go dunk your heads

all of your are heathens and me and my gala apples are coming for you

Kill the idea that naivety is an unforgivable flaw but cynicism is just wisdom, murder it, chop it up and serve it for dinner, I don’t care, just end this bullshit idea that it’s better to hate than to love and better to rot in miserable bitter resignation than to hope for the best.

see what intrigues me about college isn’t the intellectual pursuit or the bonding or whatever, its the fact that people have the freedom to do random shit like this

omfg the amount of fucks college kids don’t give astounds me

IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREENSHOTS

I LOVE THE IMPLICATION THAT THIS STUDENT HAS A REPUTATION FOR SCALING THE BUILDINGS