always the fool with the slowest heart

my ducks? in a row. the elephant? addressed. my goose? cooked. my eggs? in several baskets. the bigger fish? fried.

Your monkeys ?

those aren’t mine.

how to become good at everything no practice no effort no motivation no passion no talent fast free

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

september was practice… in october I’m getting my shit together

in november I'm getting my shit together

in december I’m getting my shit together

in february I’m getting my shit together

in march I’m getting my shit together

hang in there girl. we’re gonna have 8pm sunsets again and greenery and warm summer night air and rainy spring days again soon!

every day I wake up and it’s fucking january

knew from a young age that i was weird and unfixable

imagine being kind in 2026

Never mind. We gotta kill that guy

sorry for [remembering a tumblr post about expressing gratitude instead of apologising to make the interaction more positive for the other person] i mean thank you for having a boyfriend who was so easy to run over withmy car and reverse over three times maybe four

worrying is like worshipping the problem

and brother i’m on my knees

ive been trying to lock in for like 12 weeks now

we’ll we’ll we’ll if it isn’t autocorrect