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"Stop scrolling and please help me spread the word, because if I've landed on your page you're most likely either a black woman or someone who cares about black women and the simple phrase I'm about to share could help save a black woman's life.
Doctors are to black women what police officers are to black men. That may seem controversial but I believe it to be true and I speak from personal experience.
If you've seen this TikTok you know that a 2016 study showed that 50% of medical students and residents thought that black people couldn't feel pain the same as white people.
And we learned from this video that because of a 1999 study, to this day, there's a black correction factor for the creatinin levels in black people's kidneys, meaning we're less likely to recieve a kidney transplant if needed.
So if you go to a doctor, feel you aren't getting proper treatment or they refuse the treatment you've requested, say to them the following:
I will need you to document on record that you are refusing the treatment (or medicine) I've requested, and the reason you are doing so."
This works. I have used it in other situations. If medical staff have to document and take responsibility and be on the hook legally for doing shady shit they behave much differently.
If you werenβt already going to spread this advice because black women are at risk, then spread it because itβs applicable to everyone else as well, including you reading this.
But particularly women, and especially black women.
(link to part one)
okay since everyone loves Jesus Selfcest Yaoi so much, here is a PART TWO!!!!
Just after making the first two Jesus, I also added Judas! For drama. And drama it caused. Judas and White Jesus (WJ for short) both quickly developed crushes on Real Jesus (RJ). Judas soon decided he wanted to move in with RJ!
But around the same time, WJ was ready to confess his love to RJ, which he did!
HOWEVER!!! HE WAS INTERRUPTED!!
BY JUDAS!!!
Forced to choose between two of his closest friends, Real Jesus had a choice to make, between the coloniser, propagandised, White version of himself, or his imperfect apostle Judas.
so! RJ and Judas are now dating. White Jesus lost all hope, and they are now Just Friends. I had to send him on a trip to Africa to get him to cheer up.
Judas being Judas though, I wouldnβt be surprised if theres even more drama later on

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world cup twt was such an experience
yeah yeah yeah, who won or lost the world cup? no one cares. whatβs really important is that haaland and mexicoβs relationship started as a meme and now even norwayβs embassy is posting about it. itβs official now and i love it.
"there should be some kind of test you have to take before having kids" -> wrong, extremely dangerous and highkey eugenicist and racist "the youth should have safe and effective legal pathways at their disposal to make sure their human rights are constantly protected and upheld" -> based, centers the youth, gives minors more power to fight inequality and does not reinforce the idea that parents are immune to scrutiny from their kids
TLDR: a test can indicate mental illness, but cannot prove abusiveness. Correlation is not causation. Resources will help kids more than any impossible attempt to prevent abuse.
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Speaking (again) as a human trafficking survivor, you cannot successfully or reliably prevent abuse with a test. It is not possible.
I spent most of my life being managed by people who were extremely abusive to me and they were smart. They were really smart. They knew exactly every way that the system would try to catch them out for what they were doing and they developed sophisticated strategies for getting around those systems, hiding their trafficking in plain sight. We could talk about their mental health for hours, but that will never produce any meaningful change or protection for other children. Because you know why?? If you gave my ex-handlers one of these "tests" they would figure out exactly what you were doing and research how to pass the test before taking it. They would lie. I watched them do it every day for multiple decades.
A test would not tell you anything reliable about their mental health or whether they should be around children.
I want to distinguish here between people who exploit children consciously an those who harm children unconsciously (without true malice or intention of harming the child). I have a lot of experience with both types people.
Let me reiterate. The most exploitative people would not get caught by a test. People who exploit children consciously are often very good at acting like they are the best person to leave your kid with. Because they want to motivate you to trust them with your kid.
The tests would "catch" people who have mental illnesses who may or may not ever turn out to abuse anyone, just because there are risk factors associated with certain highly stigmatized mental illnesses. But association is not causation. Just to illustrate one example, I have seen people with NPD and BPD take full responsibility for their behavior and stop doing things that they learned to understand were harmful to other people. In fact, one of the people who offered me the most support during the last years I spent on my handlers' leash was a person with BPD. She helped me through a lot of dark days and never harmed me. She even tried to help me access therapy. It didn't work, but she tried. We've lost touch over the years, but I still think about her and what a difference she made to my life even though she didn't fully understand my situation.
What I'm saying is that tests would "catch" people who may not be dangerous at all while leaving the most dangerous ones (the Epsteins, if you will) able to access children easily.
Stop blaming mental illness for abuse when it is not provable as the cause. Abuse is carried about all the time by people who are entirely neurotypical.
In reality, trying getting rid of mentally ill people actually results in more abuse, both to children and to the people you're trying to get weed out of parenting rights. While we waste time trying to cull mentally ill people from the gene pool (which again, will not actually prevent abuse), we are losing children.
Children like I was, who, having no clear escape or resources to turn to, may determine that the only way out is death. Kids need resources, not eugenics.
the year is 2045. my partner has just given birth to our first child. I hold the baby carefully, and give them a small kiss on the forehead. They taste strangely of chocolate⦠I turn around. Chocolate guy is standing behind me, whisk in hand. FUCK YOU!! I yell, as he vaults out of the window, and drives away on his chocolate motorbike. I place the baby down and go to sit next to my partner. I take their hand. It feels a bit sticky. In horror I stare at their sugar-glazed eyes, before breaking down in tears. But instead of tasting salty, these tears leave little brown streaks along my face, and taste strangely sweet
being in one of the popular fandoms is absolutely spoiling me. its so awesome. I open ao3 after a day and theres 3 new pages of fics. I mention i like it irl and people around me mention they like it too. theres offbrand merch at dollar stores.

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Hewwo, pwencess I head you was puwing some coaches. Thatβs no wok for a wittle beauty wike yourself. Wet me hewp yew wit all dat heavy wok.
in less than three years we will have adults born in the 2000βsΒ
the funny thing about this is that both people born in the 2000s are reblogging this freaking out because they arent ready to be adults and people who were born before the 2000s are freaking out about how they feel old and that it cant be happening because all people born in the 2000s are like 4
in less than two years we will have adults born in the 2010βsΒ
in less than two years
we will have adults born in
the 2010βs
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tonight we let the Crayola Jones speak

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Didn't manage to complete a full doodle page, but, hey! Managed this.
(The colours for Aizawa's scarf are based off a headcanon @nomotivationrn and I came up with!)
when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil
Normally I would scroll by. But as someone, who used to share much of the same sentiment since youth to adulthood, now living in the actual war zone, through an actual war - with bombs and ground combat, and civilian casualties every day, and a constant, hourly, vicious, relentless threat of death - I gotta say, attitude like that is belying to me a someone who (thankfully, probably) never experienced a war on their own terrain. Because trust me, when glide bombs fall nearby, or missiles rain from the sky - the only gods you do pray to are those guys in the "evil" military, manning the air defense systems.