i lost the plot

It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.

Ancient Mesopotamian steampunk guy wearing a hat with a bunch of levers and inclined planes stuck to it.

Maladaptive daydreaming as a child was like "what if I was in the digimon universe" and now it's like "what if someone genuinely loved me even though I'm flawed"

If you're younger than 50 years there are termite queens who are older than you

happy pride to them

Log in to your MyCelium account to adjust your Mush Room settings and download Spores

Attempting to locate a new Greek restaraunt using my gyroscope

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”