i lost the plot

THAT'S IT I am quitting tumblr FOREVER. see you all tomorrow

you ask an american if the chair they’re not using is free and they say something like my brother, for You it is on the house

everyone eat more vegetables NOW!!! and mention the last vegetable you ate in the tags so we're all on the buddy system. I'll start: bok choy

local 30-something reportedly STILL constantly thinking “fuck i am going to get in so much trouble” for no apparent reason

NEVER HEAL indulge in self sabotage romaniticize self isolation ALWAYS QUIT reject your potential never break the cycle let the curse win

TIP: you can unlock more information about your parents' backstories based on the extremely specific scenarios they are concerned you'll end up in

Literally cannot believe I was ever scared of getting older like this is awesome. Learning so many new things about myself & reacting to things that used to get under my skin so differently. This is so sexy.

reblog to remind prev they're not a bother and their presence is wanted <3

i like the wort "dipshit" it's sucjhhhh a good wort

It always blows me away how much time and effort good art takes 😮‍💨 love seeing work-in-progress timelapses