𝖂𝔥𝔞𝔱 𝕿𝔥𝔶 𝖂𝔦𝔩𝔩

honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

If you were able to vote in 2016 this is actually what it felt like trying to tell your family about why donald trump would not make a good president

you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

far far away idol would never happen now

@zoethesportsblog

you know what. yes. i do got pussy taste splendiferous disorder.

"the early 2010s were better" no they weren't. "hey soul sister" was on the radio.

stereo. The way you move ain’t fair you know.

my mom once told me i was a ski jumper in a past life because she dreamed about a ski jumper dying in a terrible accident when she was pregnant with me, and said it was definitely true cause the ski jumper in her dream was also blonde. i never had the heart to tell her this is absolutely not something catholics can believe.