Glitched Doughnut

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

cats will be like please i need you to watch me wiggle around on this carpet please hey look look please look at me i’m wiggling

[ID: Two pictures of an embroidery project in an embroidery hoop. In the middle, there's text in brown thread that reads, "hey so it actually only has to make sense to me for me to do it and i don't feel like explaining it to anyone else". The text is surrounded with lots of buttons of various colors and sizes sewn into place with pink thread. Most of the buttons are circular but some are shaped like hearts or flowers. End ID]

shoutout to whoever stole my amazon package containing nothing but a single pair of shoelaces.

Have you seen the new show? It's on Tubu. It's literally on Heebee. It's on Poodee with ads. It's literally on Dippy. You can probably find it on Weeno. Dude it's on Gumpy. It's a Pheebo original. It's on Poob. You can watch it on Poob. You can go to Poob and watch it. Log onto Poob right now. Go to Poob. Dive into Poob. You can Poob it. It's on Poob. Poob has it for you. Poob has it for you.

Poob has it for you.

oh my god a poobling

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨

Mutuals who I have hardly spoken with but we instead communicate through silently liking and reblogging each other's posts... I hope you're all having a lovely day ✨

Everyone is fighting a tough battle so reblog to give previous a sword 🗡️

"If you're still having fun in your 30s you're functionally brain damaged" sure is a take.