Nellyboii

HELPPP TUMBLR IS SELLING SHOELACES

Something something equivalent exchange

im sorry the what

Method: Samples were centrifuged at whatever rotations per minute (RPM) Joey “the beast” McRipped could achieve on his saucy days. We’re not sure how fast, but it was impressive. Supernatant decanted off and….

You know allot of humanity sucks but we have made allot of really good things. Like little flocked teddy bears.

I fucking love jock villagers in animal crossing they're just like, "what is UP bro your triceps are looking particularly radiant today. Take this DIY card. Love you bro"

i will go and talk to a jock villager and he’ll be like “when i was on my FORTY-SEVENTH RUN AROUND THE ENTIRE ISLAND of the morning, an EPIPHANY struck me” and then he’ll give me a bamboo coat rack

How do you explain to someone that this is your sense of humor

I was wondering where this was going and lemme tell you I fell out of my chair

an actual video of me in any math class ever.

I JUST CHOKED ON MY WATER

the most relieving thing to ever happen in the naruto anime is when Jiraiya puts his clothes back on and the innermost layer makes a clinking noise, finally reassuring you that people in the naruto universe are wearing light armor and not fishnets

I’m sorry WHAT. I thought they were fishnets?? have I been wrong all this time?!

its been stated in numerous info books and such that the standard ninja gear includes lightweight chainmail. it IS mesh, but its a mesh constructed from metal wiring for flexible protection.

this blows my mind, I had no idea. like I don’t think y'all understand just how shocked I am about this