The Church Wants You - Part 17
Note from author: This marks the end of Ethan's story—for now. But don't worry, a new sequel set in the town of Riverdale, taking place alongside Ethan's adventures, is already on the horizon. And who knows? This may not be the last time we see Ethan...
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When they got inside, the argument didn't last long.
Mark demanded to know what the Moral Guards had taken.
Emily stood silently in the middle of the living room, looking guilty.
Finally she admitted it.
"They found Ethan's sci-fi comics."
Ethan froze.
"What?"
"They said they violated the new family guidelines."
"They were comic books."
"They issued a fine."
Mark closed his eyes.
"A fine? Emily, how much?"
Emily quietly told him.
The room fell silent.
Ethan suddenly understood why both of his parents looked so worried.
"We can't afford that, can we?"
Mark slowly shook his head.
"Not if we want to keep this house."
Nobody spoke for several seconds.
Then Emily disappeared upstairs.
When she came back, she was carrying garment bags and cardboard boxes.
She opened them.
Rows of white shirts.
Dark trousers.
Dark ties.
All identical.
Government-approved Family Program clothing.
Ethan stared at them.
"No."
"Ethan—"
"No."
"We need the compliance credits."
"I'm not wearing that."
Emily sat beside him.
"You know how hard your father works."
Ethan looked away.
"You know how much stress he's under."
"Mom—"
"If we don't cooperate, we'll get more fines."
She paused.
"And I don't know what happens then."
Ethan glanced toward Mark.
His father looked exhausted.
For the first time Ethan noticed how tired he really looked.
The fight drained out of him.
An hour later he sat on the edge of his bed while Mark tied a dark tie around his neck.
The collar felt stiff.
The tie felt strange.
The mirror reflected somebody who didn't look like himself anymore.
Then Emily stepped forward holding a small black badge.
"What now?"
She pinned it neatly above his shirt pocket.
Ethan looked down.
ELDER ETHAN.
His stomach sank.
"What is this?"
Emily hesitated.
"The fine can be reduced."
"What does that have to do with this?"
"You've been enrolled in the Moral Guard Youth Organisation."
Ethan stared at her.
"You signed me up?"
Neither parent answered.
That answer was enough.
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Later that afternoon the doorbell rang.
Ethan opened the door.
For a second he didn't recognize them.
Then he did.
Jacob and Andrew.
His best friends.
He had known them for years.
But now both were dressed exactly like him.
White shirts.
Dark ties.
Black name tags.
Polished shoes.
Each carrying a book.
It was strange seeing familiar faces inside uniforms.
Jacob grinned.
"Took you long enough."
Ethan rolled his eyes and let them inside.
A few minutes later all three were sitting in the living room.
The conversation immediately turned to the new rules.
"This sucks," Ethan said.
Jacob laughed.
"We know."
"Our parents made us dress like this at home too," Andrew added.
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
Ethan looked relieved.
"So you hate it?"
"We did."
"What changed?"
Andrew shrugged.
"We got bored."
"Bored?"
"Complaining every day gets exhausting."
Jacob nodded.
"So we started trying some of the new Offline Life programs."
Ethan frowned.
"The government ones?"
"Yeah."
"They actually pay people to attend."
Ethan blinked.
"Wait. They pay you?"
"A little."
"You're kidding."
"Nope."
Jacob picked up the Book of Mormon from the coffee table.
"Also, have you actually read any of this?"
Ethan laughed.
"No."
"You should."
"It's a religious book."
"So?"
Jacob flipped through a few pages.
Then he started describing wars, rivalries, betrayals, heroes, journeys, and entire civilizations collapsing.
The way he described it sounded more like some huge fantasy saga than a religious text.
Ethan found himself listening despite himself.
"That's actually in there?"
"Yep."
"Seriously?"
"Seriously."
For the first time Ethan became a little curious.
Not because of the book.
Because Jacob genuinely seemed interested in it.
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Eventually the conversation shifted.
"The Youth Organisation pays pretty well too," Andrew said.
Ethan sighed.
"Yeah. About that."
Both boys looked at him.
"What?"
"I'm already signed up."
Jacob burst out laughing.
Andrew nearly fell off the couch.
"Welcome aboard, Elder Ethan."
"Don't."
"Elder Ethan."
"Stop."
"Elder Ethan."
Ethan threw a cushion at him.
---
A while later he tugged at his tie.
"I still don't understand something."
"What?"
"How are you comfortable wearing this all the time?"
Jacob shrugged.
"Relaxation sessions."
"The what?"
"'Get Used To Relax.'"
Ethan stared.
"That sounds ridiculous."
"Maybe."
"But it works."
Andrew nodded.
"I used to live in tank tops and jeans."
"And now?"
"I honestly don't even notice this anymore."
Ethan looked skeptical.
"You're serious?"
"Completely."
Jacob pointed at Ethan's collar.
"You'll stop noticing it too."
"I doubt it."
"Come with us tomorrow."
"Where?"
"We've got outreach work."
"What kind of work?"
"Going house to house explaining the family plans."
Ethan groaned.
Then Jacob added:
"And afterwards we're doing a relaxation session."
Ethan looked at his two best friends.
They were still joking.
Still teasing him.
Still acting like themselves despite everything that had changed.
That mattered more than he wanted to admit.
Finally he sighed.
"Fine."
Both immediately smiled.
"You'll come?"
"I'll come."
Jacob leaned back.
"See?"
Andrew smirked.
"You're already getting used to it, Elder Ethan."
"Don't call me like that."
"Oh come on, it's on your name tag isn't it? Elder Ethan?"
Ethan laughed.
A cushion hit him in the face a second later.
The walk to the relaxation session felt strangely normal.
For the first time all day, Ethan wasn't thinking about fines, uniforms, name tags, or Moral Guards.
It was just him, Jacob, and Andrew walking down the sidewalk like they had done a hundred times before.
The only difference was the white shirts, ties, and books tucked under their arms.
The boys joked the entire way.
Jacob complained about having to polish his shoes.
Andrew claimed he had mastered sleeping through the longest morality lectures.
Ethan actually laughed.
Maybe things weren't completely ruined.
Maybe having his friends around made it bearable.
Eventually they reached a small building marked Get Used To Relax – Adjustment Center.
Inside, rows of cushioned chairs faced strange machines.
Headphones hung beside each seat.
"This is it?" Ethan asked.
"Pretty much," Jacob said casually.
The three boys sat down side by side.
An instructor gave a few quiet instructions.
Then everyone put on their headphones.
Soft sounds began playing.
Ethan shifted uncomfortably in his chair.
The collar still felt tight against his neck.
The tie still felt strange.
Then the sounds grew slower.
Softer.
Rhythmic.
His eyes became heavy.
The room seemed farther away.
The pressure of the collar faded.
The chair felt warmer.
His thoughts drifted.
The last thing Ethan remembered was seeing Jacob and Andrew sitting beside him with their eyes closed.
Then everything became distant.
And Ethan slipped into a deep, dreamlike trance.
When he woke up, Jacob and Andrew were already adjusting their ties.
"Oh God! You were right, I do feel less uncomfortable."
Jacob smiled and adjusted Ethan's tie.
"You see, it's better like that. This is the only way guys our age should dress. Even at home haha."





















