Fuzzy Socks and Shiny Rocks

this just triggered a memory I didn’t know I had

a pokemon

This couldn’t possibly have been executed better. Thank you so much censorbot.

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@buyakasha @susiron

Deadass

It also gives the impression that you’re a together sort of person who actually puts things on your calendar before you do those things.

tumblr is like wading through everyone else’s garbage until you find something good and go “ah. this is good” and take it and display it in your own garbage pile

Goblin Market

My freshman year of college i had a professor that, on the first day of class, said to a student “oh, your name is Flutey? And youre a flute performance major? What a cruel trick played by god” and i still think about it

the bartender who has seen you use this line on at least 5 different dates: you can’t keep doing this daniel

Maybe there’s someone in this abandoned clown factory who can help us

this is what companies say every time they try to buy tumblr