Sorry, You're Not A Winner

Shout out to all the Black ppl that can no longer participate directly in the fandom they love because of the stresses of racism 👍🏾 you contain multitudes of value and I'm sorry that the color of your skin and the power of your voice makes people not want to acknowledge that.

Yes, nonblack people can reblog. I'd appreciate it, in fact, if y'all took the time to vocally support your Black friends/fans in fandom.

If I were a security guard for a person who’s being targeted by assassins I simply wouldn’t devote my entire attention span to every single noise I hear.

Why do I care if there’s a random noise in this out-of-the-way dark corner? My post is right here.

But… but I threw a rock there. Y-you gotta check

If I hear a noise I’m gonna throw a flash grenade in that direction.

MY EYES AND EARS

4 years of community assassin college for nothing

You know what really makes this post? The fact that the assassin’s blog is deactivated. Seems OPs flashbang worked.

What have I done?!

sniff sniff…yep. It’s Focking Greem

@blackbackedjackal

Hilarious that the comedy comes from the part of the name the parents didn't pick

The backstory for the horse is that he injures anyone who tries to ride him

I love him. The murder just shines out of his beautiful face

do it scared do it stupid do it alone etc etc but don’t do it hungry. eat a snack first

Avatar AU where Aang wakes up like 3 days before Sozin's Comet returns and he has to speedrun the entire series.

Zuko's redemption stat and hair stat are tied to the same variable, so if you put the right wig on him he becomes automatically redeemed.

Toph's Earthbending allows for ample sequence breaks. If you create a ramp next to the Ba Sing Se wall you could launch yourself straight into the season 2 finale.

Unfortunately you have to complete Bato of the Water Tribe because otherwise June won't appear in the finale, softlocking from you beating the Fire Nation.

It's not actually necessary; but everyone always stops at the southern air temple to pick up Momo. It's become a tradition, where the speed runs are automatically invalidated if you didn't get him.

If I see you doing a Momoless run I’m unsubscribing.

can't believe Bidenstar stepped down as leader of Americaclan

Who wants to see how the previous owners of my house plugged in the microwave

Show us the horrors Ivan

The first rule of electrical safety is to be yourself and have fun.

[image description: two photos of a microwave power cord hardwired into a yellow electrical cable. the wires are connected by two black wire nuts / wire caps and held together with electrical tape. the yellow cable is coming out of a rectangular hole in the wall that would have been the appropriate size for a power outlet to have been installed instead.]

that's only one mice?