Cory

ai this ai that how about we invent a printer that works first

35 thousand million girls die of hunger every year because their roommate is in the kitchen when they want to make something

Does anyone here remember that time Disney made a bad live action reboot of Beauty and the Beast and then decided that they should just... 3D scan Emma Watson's face to go on the Belle dolls they made.

why the hell do i have impostor syndrome when elon musk exists. i’m fucking great at my job actually

you know what? no *powers you off*

Oh thank God finally i can sl

evil infodumping where you just tell lies

older brother

sorry professor i did not do this asisgnemtn becuase i was too sad! NO consequences please. goodbye

WHATEBER. i did it because i know how much you LOVE assignments but it was fished and printed 1 minutes before class and also it sucks. we both learned nothing and it will happen again. i love you

I could see this working for dinners, too

it’s like the Mom Friend Anxiety Hack, but for chores.

this is how a society is supposed to function. this is the norm we’ve all forgotten

I like how everyone's always like "Oh no, don't steal immortality from the gods, oh don't steal knowledge from the gods, wah wah don't steal golden fruits blah blah" and then I'm all like stealing from the gods like a bosssss. Whatevs man, I'll bring fire to the mortals, I don't give a shit, watch me.

Hey OP how do you feel about eagles?

I'm for 'em!

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