Corazón de napalm

Amanda Root as Anne Elliot in Persuasion (1995)

Before, you were asking about ‘our daughter’. It’s crazy. But… it really got me thinking… what if… you had come with me all those years ago.  You want to know what would have happened? ‘What if?’ We’d wake up everyday… in a tiny apartment… over a failing laundromat.  EVERYTHING EVERYWHERE ALL AT ONCE (2022) dir. Daniel Kwan, Daniel Scheinert 

a pearl / silverflint

also if you teach him about Pastafarianisn he gets really nervous around spaghetti and meatballs

Potentially you can lie and injure them through the pure power of talented bullshitting, but a dracula has minor psychic abilities and may be able to sense lies.

Nope. The dracula’s personal religious beliefs are irrelevant. An atheist dracula may not believe in a god, but the fact that other people do forces them to recognize and respect that belief by catching fire when confronted with holy symbols. It’s not so much a supernatural power affecting the dracula via the symbol as it is the vampire’s anxiety about making social faux pas magically attacking them. Vampires are deeply afraid of being problematic.

Nobody’s perfect—killing and eating people is one thing, but being a bigot is something else entirely.

love may haunt the body.