if i come to 1410 tonight at 9 o’clock…

HEATED RIVALRY — 1.05 "I'll Believe in Anything"

HEATED RIVALRY 1.01 • for @nikibi6

SHANE AND ILYA in HEATED RIVALRY ⏤ 1.06, “The Cottage”

I have this problem. What's the problem? I like women, yes? Yeah, I know. And everywhere I go, I'm surrounded by beautiful women. And they love me. Sounds rough. Yes, it is. Listen. And these women, they're so sexy and fun. But I am always thinking about this slow fucking hockey player with beautiful freckles. And a weak backhand. A weak backhand? Yes, very weak. And he's so boring, and he drives this terrible car. It's a normal car! I am always wishing that these women were him. It's a terrible problem, huh?

Heated Rivalry (S01E06 - The Cottage)

So, you and her are not...?

HEATED RIVALRY | THE COTTAGE (1.06)

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06

Heated Rivalry s01e06 | Leave Me Alone. No.

So much. So much it scares me.

Ilya fell first propaganda

Remember when I made you come hands-free? Go fuck yourself, Rozanov.

Shane laughed, which made Ilya’s heart race. What if he’d never heard Shane’s laugh again?

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06

*screaming and crying about it forever*

so much for easing them into it. maybe… maybe he didn’t even notice.