tentacles and disappointment.

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

times like these really make you appreciate pouring river water in your socks

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.

Reblog to materialize $250,000 in prev's bank account

generally speaking when it comes to mental and physical health, if you're asked "do you struggle with this" and your answer is "no, Because I Have A System," then your answer is actually yes

What if your answer is "No, I don't have trouble waiting my turn because I can't tell when it's my turn so I never take my turn."?

ADHD is cruel because you seek awesome sensations, but you’re not ready for the consequences that follow

On some days this would be relating to something serious like craving intimacy or distracting myself from what I need to get done, but this post is actually just about eating a lot of fuckin jellybeans early in the morning

Donkey about to get the fuckin drop on father konstaninos - photographer unknown